Remember The Capit-Alamo

A day that shall live in Meme-ory
6/1
June 1st.
...wait? Tie-Dye Mont-

Uh, 1/6, right. One-sixths...
Error!

After Some Time...

Jan. 6th.

Got there eventually...

Got something coming out in a few hours or less, but that's not what I'm talking about here. What I'm talking about is going to be a sequel to something else I wrote based on a throw away joke that literally no one was asking for but they're getting anyway!

The Bro is go.

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Hey guys! Working on Chapter 4, and thought I'd share what I had so far. :3

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I hope you all like reading about science-horses, because the latest chapter is fully written out at around 13,000 words. Just gimme a chance to read it over from beginning to end to make sure it's all a coherent stream without gaping errors, and I should have it for you in a day or so. If you want an idea of what happens in this chapter, the recent blog post about all the characters and the fact that I do intend this fic to be useful as an example for other authors should be a clue that,

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I changed my profile pic, this concludes the update.
(I have no idea who made this)

Black people, right?

I'm just being edgy.

Now, let's talk about what's really important to us all.

Okay, honestly, this is actually about... wait for it.

Izzy Moonbow!

Surprise!

Light Heliotropeish Gray - Apparently that's Izzy's coat color.

Seriously, what is that?!

DAB5E0 - There, that's easier to remember... sort of...

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...that that that WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL that's over with, I can take a break from updates.

That well over there.

Me: I think I should write this next chapter in Olde English cause Luna
My Editors: No that's a Terrible Idea

I need to log in here more! I've kinda been busy with a certain story, and a new fandom I joined

So, the show is officially over. Its time has come. I'll definitely say this:

I can't believe they reformed Starlight. What a battle!

Queen Chrysalis vacates the scene as fast as her wings can carry her.

Princess Celestia turns to her sister. "Chrysalis does realize she's technically a type of alicorn, right? I mean... wings, horn, little crown thingy."

Luna rolls her eyes. "As many times as we have told her, she still refuses to acknowledge she is even slightly related to us."

Grumbling deep within her throat, Celestia exclaims, "But she's died already! Locked in heated battle against us!"

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Shin's been having some problems with the internet today, so it falls to me to let you all know there's a new chapter of 7DSJ coming out today!

And no, we're not doing the encryption crap this time!

Anon: Hey, Dashie, my friend says you're like Skittles.
Rainbow Dash: What? Why?
Anon: He wants to taste the rainbow.
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Anon: Hey, Dashie, what's at the end of your rainbow?
Rainbow Dash: Me, kicking your butt if you don't stop it.

Some have asked for it, and I've been laughing about it for a bit. A whole lot of booty jokes and booty-related jokes. And demeaning and tearing down Rainbow Dash's femininity.

I was legally obligated to write a Cuddles story that fit into Categorial Grant’s Cuddlefic Contest.

Source

Ponies are for hugging, after all.

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Remember the old rule.

If you're triggered and/or offended by this, then you deserve to feel that way.

You only have yourselves to blame.

Undocumented Tourists ARE Tourists!
No Tourist Is Illegal!
Tourist Lives Matter!
Tourists' Rights Are Human Rights!
Trixie Is A Tourist!

Inspired by a joke between me and a friend of mine about the game. You wouldn't understand it's way too complicated for you guys and gals. Maybe.