Oct
9th
2016
Extra Joke · 2:18pm Oct 9th, 2016
Queen Chrysalis vacates the scene as fast as her wings can carry her.
Princess Celestia turns to her sister. "Chrysalis does realize she's technically a type of alicorn, right? I mean... wings, horn, little crown thingy."
Luna rolls her eyes. "As many times as we have told her, she still refuses to acknowledge she is even slightly related to us."
Grumbling deep within her throat, Celestia exclaims, "But she's died already! Locked in heated battle against us!"
"Chrysalis still claims that was only a glancing blow and nothing more. A flesh-wound, at best."
"Her head popped off! Her children went hysterical! I had to console like a thousand of them!"
Luna gives a single nod. "She is a stubborn Queen, I will give her that."
Clearly, that is because of the native changeling Insect Awesomeness(tm). Celestia is just a big ol' equine supremacist. Everyone knows that cockroaches can live for weeks even completely without a head. If you can pop it back on right afterwards? Ain't no thang at all. Silly mammals.
You've seen Monty Python and The Holy Grail. IMO, the funniest of the Monty Python movies.
If not, I highly recommend it (your story reminds me of one of the scenes). Watch the opening credits, too. (AFAIK, they invented that gag)
For some reason I'm reading this bit in Cadance's voice. I know it's Celestia but still.
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Well, she is kinda big, black and really difficult to squish. She even does the hissing thing. If it walks like a bug and monologues like bug...
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Definitely a reference.
(...Should'a kept the head, and shown it to Chrysalis when you next met her, Princess!>
(Oh! Well, I did keep it as a memento of the occasion...>
I get the feeling it's like playing cops and robbers on the playground.
BANG! You're dead!
Nu uh. I have armor!
No you don't!
And far in the distance, though not outside of Celestia's hearing range, came a single shout: "T'was but a scratch!"
4248092 is it because Cadence is the princess of love and she has Flurry Heart now xD
4248078 And they can live through nuclear fallout, (well...actually...so did Indiana Jones...in a lead lined fridge...but I ain't calling him princess.)