“Well…” you begin.
“Okay,” Twilight interrupts, “I’m going to preemptively answer your question by saying, ‘Seriously? Are you really asking me that when you could be out saving Equestria?’ You shall then respond 'You're right, I'm going to go now.'" You attempt to make another point but she steamrolls right over you. "Good luck! I’m going to try and find another way around this force field. It's up to you, random individual I just met!”
You step outside. You take a fresh whiff of the fresh air which smells like fresh bacon. Turkey bacon to be precise. Fresh turkey bacon. Nothing like the smell of chaos in the morning to get you going. And chaos is in no small shortage around here. Just from a quick scan of your environment you can see that the road is made of soap, the sky is full of clouds comprised of whipped cream, and a herd of rabbits are driving along past you. Not driving a car, driving themselves. What that means I’ll leave to you and your imagination. You get the feeling that Discord's world is going to be packed with plenty of odd things.
You glance down at the list Twilight gave you. There are five friends that were corrupted by Discord, so that means five choices on where to start. Who’re you going after first?
Hmm who's the least likely to kill me NONoHell noNopeYES!!!
No option for 'Go directly to Discord and ask for his autograph? I am disappoint!
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As am I.
Go directly to Discord and leave after giving him a note to make his self-esteem go real low.
What? No 'join Discord and spread chaos' option? well that sucks. Oh well, off to greedy!
The air smells like turkey bacon. Hmm, not bad.
Hey! Going to the bathroom is a legit thing to ask! Would you like me to accidently piss on one of your freinds?!
Anyways... Hmm... going for Applejack, all she does is retard around when Discordid. Piece of cake.
>Romance Discord
Hmm... Fluttershy or Rarity... Rarity or Fluttershy... OPEN BOTH LINKS IN A NEW TAB!
Rabbits...ridding themselves..........
My thoughts are wrong on soo many levels
Hmm now what order should I fix them in?
lol
HYES
I also like how no matter which of the 3 options you have at the end of the last chapter be it asking twi how she got her mane styled the way it is, where the bathroom is, or my personal favorite, what's 1/0 lol I had major trollfaces there hahaha it always starts the next chapter with her stopping you and just sending you outside
I want to know what divide by zero is! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Do I have to? I think eternal chaos sounds like the biggest barrel of laughs ever!
Resh 2
Log 6:
There is no choice; there is JRPGs.
I'll tackle AJ first.