Spike left the bunny in kitchen and when outside to go find a shovel so that he could dispose of the body. He was only a few meters from the tool shed, when he heard faint sound coming from the Everfree forest. It sounded like somepony talking only they seemed to replace their R's with W's.
Locating the sound of the voice was a shock for the young dragon as for what he saw was an odd creature lurking in the forest carrying a large metal tube with some wood attached to it.
"Be vewy, vewy quite; I'm hunting wabbits."
Spike's ear fins perked up at the last word and he approached the stranger. "Hey, Mister."
The bald bipedal ape-like thing looked down at the dragon. "Yes?"
"I heard you saw something about rabbits, would a bunny work?"
"It would and I would even have some time to go duck hunting."
"Great! I'll be right back!"
Spike returned with the still fresh corpse and handed it to the hunter.
Elmer Fudd took Angel from Spike before he disappeared into the forest.
"Now all I got to do is forge a note from Angel to Fluttershy and I'm in the clear."
Later, Spike told the news to the pegasus, who was naturally devastated, but accepted it. She hoped that he would come back one day.
The note read:
Dear, Fluttershy
I am leaving to achieve my dreams of becoming a professional shark wrangler. Please, don't look for me.
Love, Angel
As for Elmer Fudd?
He got worms from eating a poorly prepared Angel and had to go to the hospital, but he could only blame himself. So yeah, that happened.
The End
I PITY DA FOOL WHO WOULD DARE MURDER THE ANGEL BUNNY!
I PITY THE FOOL WHO WOULD DARE MESS WITH THE ANGLE BUNNY
And once again, Spoke gets off scot free.
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What's up with all the mister T's?
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Whoa, I got two B.A's I know how to handle this.
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Fear the power of Murdock and flying.
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I wish I knew. You write a fic about Opal and all the cat lovers come, you write a fic about Angel Bunny and every Mr. T and B.A. Baracus come knocking on your door.
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I'm sorry... I had to... he was... infected
Angel dies? i.imgur.com/3yWkU.gif
I DIED LAUGHING.
Angel Bunny told me to tell Future Spike to go fuck himself. In the afterlife, everybody can understand everybody, so I have no clue as to why Amgel wants me to do it for hi- OW YOU LITTLE BITCH!
Also, paragrah three of chapter one made me laugh the hardest.
Angel has thrown Fluttershy OUT THE WINDOW before over a cherry! You think he doesn't do worse? I am pretty sure Fluttershy uses the "I ran into a doorknob... while falling downstairs... juggling knives..." excuse!
That woild actually make a good short story, though a smidge darker than this one due to the abuse thing... I will et you do it though, you are the one with comedy GENIUS! here, not me.
LOL fluttershy hopes he returns
Spike gets off Scot free and Elmer Rudd gets worms LOL
If fluttershy found out spike killed angel bunny
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Oh. Oh Angel.