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See Night Light's reaction and thoughts when he is told he should get a vasectomy as well as the aftermath of the simple doctor's visit.

Star Swirl The Bearded's ghost says "This is the best story about pony vasectomies ever made."

*This takes place shortly after the birth of Twilight

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The title. The rest of the story need not be read.


Wired and random:rainbowhuh: but funny:rainbowlaugh:

The title is just the hook, the rest of the story I wrote when I was really drunk... you'll be happy you decided to stay for a spell.

Sweet Jesus this is gold.

I came.

The title already made me laugh. :rainbowlaugh:

.emac I

But really, it's good and funny. :rainbowlaugh:

This...this is what we all strive for

.......I know we spoke of this during the our collabs construction....but still i was unprepared.

It truly is the best story based on the subject of a stallion taking the ermm...fire out of his dragon, and honestly made me chuckle a good deal before the rest of the class glared at me. Funny stuff waffler, funny stuff:moustache:

There are tears in my eyes.

That’s also why all houses had to be sound proof and Earthquake resistant. These requirements became known as the Velvet Night building ordinance codes.


I'm in total mind fuck at the moment.....:ajsleepy:

*shamelessly favs this fanfic* :trollestia: :trollestia: :trollestia:

LOL! evolution movie reference! ice cream for all! :yay:

Congrats, you are the first to ever catch that reference. :pinkiehappy:

This is actually valid headcanon. Twilight and Shining are both powerful unicorns, it makes sense that they would have parents capable of creating powerful earthquakes and extreme widespread sonic activity through the act of passionate lovemaking. I wonder if there will be a sequel about the aftermath of Shining Armor—their son—and Cadance—the Alicorn Princess of Love—doing it.

Also, the comedy was good and the story was fun to read. 8.5 slightly miscolored pairs of wings out of 10. Well done. :rainbowwild:

Thank you for writing this. You made my rather bad day much better.

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