//------------------------------// // Alternative Ending: B // Story: Why You Little... // by thewaffler //------------------------------// Spike left the bunny in kitchen and when outside to go find a shovel so that he could dispose of the body. He was only a few meters from the tool shed, when he heard faint sound coming from the Everfree forest. It sounded like somepony talking only they seemed to replace their R's with W's. Locating the sound of the voice was a shock for the young dragon as for what he saw was an odd creature lurking in the forest carrying a large metal tube with some wood attached to it. "Be vewy, vewy quite; I'm hunting wabbits." Spike's ear fins perked up at the last word and he approached the stranger. "Hey, Mister." The bald bipedal ape-like thing looked down at the dragon. "Yes?" "I heard you saw something about rabbits, would a bunny work?" "It would and I would even have some time to go duck hunting." "Great! I'll be right back!" Spike returned with the still fresh corpse and handed it to the hunter. Elmer Fudd took Angel from Spike before he disappeared into the forest. "Now all I got to do is forge a note from Angel to Fluttershy and I'm in the clear." Later, Spike told the news to the pegasus, who was naturally devastated, but accepted it. She hoped that he would come back one day. The note read: Dear, Fluttershy I am leaving to achieve my dreams of becoming a professional shark wrangler. Please, don't look for me. Love, Angel As for Elmer Fudd? He got worms from eating a poorly prepared Angel and had to go to the hospital, but he could only blame himself. So yeah, that happened. The End