Receiving letters from a drunken princess can be a hassle. Everypony knows this. One pony in particular has her mind set on finally teaching Celestia a lesson. Troll-light Sparkle!

Twilight is in the mood to flex her creative muscle and write a story. But when she gets her parchment and quill out, her mind comes to a complete halt. What does she write about? Her idea bank is completely empty.

What to do? Well, why not ask the mare whose mind is always flowing with new and random thoughts?

Random idea I had

A spectacularly bad one, at that. Now, if she could just survive the odd changes in her friends, the corny jokes, and annoying canned laughter, she might just make it out alive. No promises, though...

Equestria is doomed. Celestia has given up all hope. There's nopony strong, brave, or chivalry enough to best this new foe.

Luna knows of one hero that can save them all, but this will open up old wounds. Can she let go of her feelings, or will they crash into her heart at full speed?

After a certain rainbow-maned pony takes away Angel's only source of food, he makes plans to deal with the interloper.

Pre-read by NeonGreenTiger and Majin Syeekoh

In the land of Equestria, where the kingdom? Princessdom? Eh whatever, is ruled by princesses distinguished by their mighty horns and wings. Each princess minus Luna and Flurry Heart (because what baby has a castle), has a castle of their own.

After receiving a false call from the magic table, Twilight returned to discover her castle was taken by the god of chaos, Discord. Now, she must take back her castle so she can lock herself away with her books for a day, or maybe a week.

"WTF did I read?" - GRRM

"Maybe I should've stayed dead." - Jon Snow

"Didn't happen like that." - Ramsay Bolton

Friends discuss how bananas can be quite dangerous to the average pony.

Author's note: I enjoy consuming bananas so much. So much that I actually wrote a ponyfiction about them. This is something I wrote in an hour. The only free time I seem to have nowadays.

Dear Twilight Sparkle, and friends,

I am saddened to inform you that I have recently gotten sick, due to reasons yet unknown, so I am not permitted to narrate your story until I get better.

Do not be afraid, your story will not be set on hold during my absence, since the Directors have seen this as an opportunity to give aspiring narrators (like I once was) a chance to narrate in my place.
While they may seem, eccentric, for lack of a better word, I only ask that you give them all a fair chance.

Give yourselves some time to discover their narration styles, learn their little quirks and habits, and see if you enjoy them or not. I'm told that the Directors will be interested in what you think of them, so please be honest when voicing your opinions.

I hope you'll have a wonderful time, and you'll hear from me again when I have more news.

Greetings,
The Narrator

Hope you like meta-stories about narration... which would be curious, since I've never heard about a meta-story about narration. Maybe that's just me though, I dunno.

Anyway, a comedy story! Yay... I think? Still new to this whole author-thing, trying out different directions for now. Also, if you're interested in the whole "narrator" thing (which I kinda doubt), I'll probably write another story on just that, but that would be more a mythos-type of story... emphasis on probably, first want to see how this story does.

Oh, if you want to know which type of narrator comes where, have a handy list.
Chapter 1) No narrator... for the most part.
Chapter 2) (Some time in the future) Coming soon!

Twilight's friends really think that the silly unicorn should stop overthinking things and just go back to talking about stars...

Cover image isn't mine. All credit to the rightful owner, whoever it is.

A letter from Celestia interrupts one of Pinkie's parties with disturbing news. Now friendships will be pushed to the limit as Twilight struggles to uncover which of her friends is not who, or even what, she appears to be.

(While not a romance, this does contain a shipped pair)

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