Sooo, this is weird but I have a crush on my cousin. I mean he’s not really my cousin, he’s like my 17th cousin 20 times removed or something so I guess it isn’t that weird but it’s still a little bit weird. Oh! I’m Pinkie Pie by the way. This is the story of me and Big Mac.

Big Mac’s, well, big. He’s like super tall and he spends all day pulling carts around so he’s got the biggest muscles. Don’t get me wrong, that’s nice and all but that isn’t why I like him. Call me a romantic fool but it was always his smile. When you see his smile, really see it it’s the biggest and happiest smile in all of Equestria.

This is simply a joke fic, it shouldn't be taken seriously. I just wanted to express my feelings about CMC...

That I believe they're boneheaded, retards. Well, Scootaloo and Applebloom are at least.

Think of this as a parody of the CMC. Enjoy...

This story is a sequel to April Fools!

"Pinkie."
"What?"
"I'm pregnant."
"..."
"Pinkie?"

Sombra decides to prank Pinkie, but, like the last time, it doesn't go very well.

Stories that follow the original are optional. This story takes place years after the first, so the setting is different.

"Sombra?"
"What?"
"I'm pregnant."
"...What."

Pinkie decides to prank Sombra on April Fools just to poke some fun at him, but her plan backfires when his reaction isn't what she thought it'd be.

"And here you'll see the statue of the Lord of Chaos, Discord, imprisoned in stone..."

A group of students from the School for Gifted Unicorns are given a chance to visit Celestia's royal garden and a curious filly decides to ask about a statue that's in their tour, where they all hear the story of how the spirit of chaos fell into a stone imprisonment for the third and final time.

Art by: Kabudragon

Applejack isn't known for being romantic. She's sometimes too blunt and straightforward with what she has to say, so it's not exactly easy for her to play mysterious.

But, when it comes to a certain Pegasus, she can't seem to form words to use at all.

Don't let the comments spoil the story, please.

Discord isn't quite used to this "multiple friendships" thing yet. He has a lot left to learn, so Twilight Sparkle thought it would be a great idea for her friends to join Discord and Fluttershy for tea this week.

As eager as Fluttershy's other friends are to teach Discord about friendship in groups, they might have a thing or two to learn themselves.

Written for The Writeoff Association's "I Regret Nothing" contest.

This story is a sequel to Bride of Discord

Discord and Fluttershy are blessed with a daughter named Screwball, who is gifted with incredible power that attracts the attention of the Queen of the Changelings...as well as her son.
When disaster strikes that tears Screwball's family apart, it is up to her to bring it together again.

New cover art by floppy-fluttercord

What if Discord had not been turned to stone by the Mane 6? What if he had escaped?
It is three years later and the Mane 6 have moved on with their lives, all except Fluttershy, who cannot get the draconequus out of her mind. The others are happy in their new and comfortable lives, until their enemy returns and will only relieve Equestria of his havoc in exchange for a bride.

This has been adapted into an audio series.

Also, here's a dramatic reading by Pablo Didonna, and one by 666HellGirl1

Cover Art by Nstone53

French: http://www.deviantart.com/art/Une-Mariee-pour-Discord-La-fuite-440318295
Spanish: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10203187/1/La-Novia-de-Discord

*Bronyland Pony Awards Nominee 2013

In a desperate bid for love, Flash Sentry must woo Princess Twilight Sparkle using his exceptional wooing techniques. And it totally, without a single shred of doubt, worked.

Super awesome art from the great and incredibly handsome Magello.