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Discord isn't quite used to this "multiple friendships" thing yet. He has a lot left to learn, so Twilight Sparkle thought it would be a great idea for her friends to join Discord and Fluttershy for tea this week.

As eager as Fluttershy's other friends are to teach Discord about friendship in groups, they might have a thing or two to learn themselves.

Written for The Writeoff Association's "I Regret Nothing" contest.

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Gods in hell but this gave gave me a good laugh.

"Mmmm. But Twilight, it's organic!"

Because why would Pinkie Pie freak out over a little thing like a Smooze orgy?:pinkiecrazy:

You did a great job of building on the Writeoff entry. Nice work.

This is hilarius!!! :pinkiehappy:
My side hurts from the laugther!!:trollestia:

:facehoof:why...why do you make me like this kinda stuff...:rainbowlaugh:

I don't regret reading it :pinkiehappy:
At least Discord behavior made more sense :rainbowlaugh:

I supposed before Discord gets acquainted with all seven of them (ten, if one bothers to acknowledge the CMC), he has an apology to make for getting in Spike's personal space without consent.

The six of us are all very close friends."

Go fuck yourself, Twi.

Well, hay, they say organic is healthier for you... :rainbowlaugh:

Originally I wrote Spike into the dialogue, but eight voices in a minific story was too many. Since he's not present in the story I don't think it's rude for Twilight to not mention him, but I actually did have her make the faux pas originally (a mildly-peeved Spike corrected her).

I don't get it.
(reads it again)
Nope. Still don't get it.

Discord thinks "close friends" means "sex partners", the implication being that Fluttershy has been having a sexual relationship with Discord for months, and now Tree Hugger and the Smooze are involved.

...and the cookies are made with a special ingredient from Tree Hugger.

Whelp. That's a good way to start being a seventh grader.

Oops. :twilightblush: But welcome to life, as it were. :raritywink:

This still amuses me. :heart:

Editing note:

"Thank you, Twilight," said Discord, "though I must say, this whole, 'multiple friendship' thing does take some getting used to. Until last week, I didn't even know it was possible to have more than one close friend at a time. Silly me, being jealous for no reason at all," he explained, and then proceeded to eat a chocolate-chip cookie in reverse. He tossed the new cookie onto one of the cookie trays.

"Oh, there's no need to worry. His cookies are delicious!" insisted Fluttershy, with a bright smile.

"Mmm! S'gwwd!" she exclaimed, losing a few bits of cookie in the process.

These weren't very strong saidisms. Exclaimed in particular is a weak one which is frequently redundant with a sentence with an exclaimation mark on the end of it (which is essentially every exclaimation). Explained here felt awkward as well because the last sentence it was appended to wasn't an explanation at all.

Insisted can be okay, but here it just didn't really add anything to the sentence, and felt a bit incongruous.

I agree with the saidisms, though I liked insisted. I meant that she was being overly enthusiastic about how she said it, but that might not have been the best way to convey that.

I continue to work against the habit. :pinkiesmile:

6058723 What I like about this fanfic is that it could be taken like Discord is fully aware of what he is implying even though that's not actually the case. Fluttershy's shyness at the end could also contribute to this, since I imagine her character would blush at the mere mention of group sex. :yay:

Well done!

Comment posted by Pretentious Narwhal deleted Oct 5th, 2016

Wow Discord. This was just interesting.

*coughs into fist*

This was amusing.

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