Filthy Rich has a problem. His daughter, Diamond Tiara, keeps breaking her promises to treat her classmates with more respect. In fact, she doesn't even seem to really understand what a promise is. Since punishing her does not seem to have much effect, Mr Rich is forced to consider a more creative parenting method. But how can he make such a spoiled, materialistic little filly as Diamond Tiara see the value of a promise?

With money, of course!

Now has a dramatic reading on Youtube! Kudos to DRWolf.

Twilight is an expert when it comes to magic. Everypony knows that.

What they don't know is, that doesn't include knowing how to heal burns, sew tissue back together, reduce swelling, fix broken and/or dislocated bones, deliver babies, hoof out shots, cure cancer, use lab coats, walk around with a cane - you know, doctor stuff.

However, that doesn't stop them from coming in and asking for help.

Featured on October 16th... really?

Short review by Singularity Dream

This fic is a kind-of sort-of parody to the many fics that include curing the many misfortunes/illnesses via Twilight Sparkle.

I am writing this in an attempt to get my inspiration back up at full speed. If this does well, I may do more.

Also, for me to get better development out of this, and because it fit, I'm using unicorn Twilight instead of alicorn

When Twilight is accused of nepotism, her friends rush to her defense! Sortof.

Written in four hours during a speed-writing exercise. Totally unedited. Enjoy!

Phony. Villain.

Monster.

That was what they called Trixie Lulamoon nowadays.

Word of her most recent infamous actions in Ponyville had spread quickly to all four corners of Equestria, and now wherever Trixie went, she was constantly reminded of what she had done.

She hoped that she could somehow regain everypony's respect, to show them that her actions in Ponyville weren't her own and that she could change for the better.

Nopony believed her.

Trixie quickly discovered for herself that capturing the admiration of ponies was nigh impossible now. Nopony wanted to give her another chance. No matter how hard she tried, she couldn't find any solace in these dark times.

After many, many failed attempts to regain her status in show business, she soon begins to doubt her capabilities as a magician. She even thinks about giving up the profession forever, until an interesting pony helps her remember why she became a magician in the first place, and how all is not yet lost.

Cover art by me, Mossbender!
My submission to the Everfree Northwest 2015 Pre-Con Contest. Enjoy!

Ponyville has a new resident from Trottingham. Her name is Lemon Cookie.

She's just been hired to work at Sugar Cube Corner. Pinkie Pie agrees to help train her.

She soon learns that Lemon Cookie isn't very easy to get along with...

(Based on a certain British sketch comedy character.)

The only human in Equestria has an awkward time in a bar. Mostly due to the massive language barrier.

The war between Nightmare Moon and Princess Celestia has destroyed Equestria, leaving the few survivors to struggle to survive in a dying world of eternal twilight. Fluttershy, twisted by the war, now ekes out an existence in Everfree forest, but even that life is under threat. Twilight Sparkle is coming, leading the last army of Dawn, and she will let nothing stop her from retrieving the Elements of Harmony and saving the world; not even old friends.

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First Place in the Equestria Daily More Most Dangerous Game contest

With thanks to Luna-tic Scientist, Lord Of Dorkness, Nopony_Important and Monanniverse for their help in bringing this story to completion. Cover art is credit to 5kmoe.

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