When the Cutie Mark Crusaders are sent to Kanto due to Sweetie Belle, they decide to become Creature Catchers! They find many familier faces, and some new ones, and they must band together to stop a new threat from destroying both worlds.

Life seems normal for Octavia Melody, at Canterlot University. With hopes and dreams to become Equestria's greatest cello player. Octavia's world gets turned upside down when "Wubs" is introduced into her life.

Every night before my birthday, I have the same dream. I get adopted by THE Princess Celestia, and spend what seems like 2 years with her as her daughter. I've been having this dream since I was six-years-old. It sounds too good to be true, and I agree. I bet every young mare dreams of being related to royalty. But a continuous dream about it is ridiculous. But then why does it look like they actually happened? Like it's from an alternate life? And why do I feel that, because it looks so real, I truly am the………daughter of Celestia?

"Dark" tag's for some fighting and a small bit of gore, but it's okay for everyone

A/N: now with voice reading by "TheCaptainSand". Listen to his wonderfully dulcet british tones and his hilarious Applejack impression here. Thanks again, Cap!

Due to slightly contrived circumstances, Maud Pie becomes Equestria's fifth, newest (*cough* best *cough*) alicorn princess. Inducted, she will face the most dangerous, diabolical threat anypony has ever devised:

The legal system.

Will she be as stoic as ever? Will she be able to handle the crushing paperwork? Will Pinkie get to plan her coronation party?! Only one thing is for certain:

Rocks.

Many, many rocks.

Oh, and an attempted assassination and eventual plot to take over the world as we know it.

But mostly rocks.

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Just a little something I came up with. I apologize if it has errors, i haven't had much time to edit. I did fix it up as best as I could, though.

Hope you laugh! (If not, I apologize. Maud comedy is kind of hard to write, considering that... y'know. She's Maud.)

EDIT: Featured 10/9! My second featured story, and it only took me 8 months to do it! WOO-HOO!

EDIT 2: Holy crap. as of 10/21, my story is so popular that is in the realm of being in the featured box every time it gets updated. Can't thank you guys enough, cliche as it sounds.