Rainbow Dash finally reaches that moment in her life when she's ready to have a foal. Just how is she supposed to get pregnant, though? She's uncertain how the birds and the bees work, but she does have an odd compulsion to go somewhere. Let us join Rainbow Dash on her journey to get impregnated.

This is how I celebrate getting 500 followers. Do I deserve those 500 followers with a story like this? Well, 500 people seem to think so. And 500 people are seriously messed up.

Queen Chrysalis has won.

With her magic now far more powerful than even Celestia's, nopony can stop her complete conquest of Equestria.

Well, maybe nopony can stop her, but one man can.

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!

Reading by CaptainBron3y!

Something's been bothering Sunset Shimmer for a while now.

How can there be a human version of Princess Celestia who's in her early forties, when Princess Celestia herself is thousands of years old?

The Rainbooms catch wind of Celestia and Luna's upcoming family reunion, and decide to crash it.

What they find there is...disturbing.

One day Twilight wakes up just to discover the most important discovery in her whole life: she is a pancake. And she is determined to show how she is delicious for everypony.

VERY delicious OOC TWILIGHT

This story is a sequel to Wherein the Main Character is an Alicorn OC

Darkness Awesome has settled down to a life as a family stallion with his lovely wife Princess Luna and harem of supporting Mane 6 minus Pinkie Pie. He is happy with where events have taken him and feels his days of adventuring are over.

His son, Shadow Incredible, wants to go out adventuring instead of being cooped up at home. He is tired of the life of ease and wants to make his mark on the world. His dad, however, being the classic self-insert father of Scootareader's past, doesn't want Shadow Incredible to put himself in danger.

Will Shadow Incredible be able to buck the authority of his father and save Equestria from impending doom? Well, he wouldn't be a very good protagonist if he didn't, so probably!

This story will contain some profane language, most notably the word badass. If you've even looked at the original fic, you'll understand just how crucial this word is for character development.

This is set about a week after the events of Wherein the Main Character is an Alicorn OC. If you haven't read that yet, this won't be nearly as entertaining. Finally, an OC that contains red.

This story follows an alicorn OC named Darkness Awesome in his remarkably mary sue existence, including making it with Princess Luna, his origins, and decapitating a dragon. Will he be able to turn back the tides of darkness that threaten to envelop Equestria while still maintaining his namesake of Awesome? You know it!

This story contains some profane language, such as the word badass. You really can't describe him any other way.

Cover art provided by Scootareader. Seriously, he made it all by himself. With Pony Maker.

This story is a sequel to Wherein the Main Character is an Alicorn OC's Son (Also an Alicorn OC) and, Despite the Negative Reception of the First Fic, a Sequel was Made Anyway

Shadow Incredible, the greatest pony to ever live, endorsed (pending) by and related to Lauren Faust, has been successful in saving the world, and it looks like Equestria is going to have several centuries of peace and prosperity thanks to his direct intervention. He has his lovely wife, Princess Luna, great friends that do not include Pinkie Pie, and it seems things are looking up for him.

That is, until Luna gives birth to a foal that's more awesome than he is.

This story will contain some profane language, such as usage of the word [censored because this was denied based on my having profanity in the title and no I'm not kidding it really was I should probably go fix the other two before they get taken down for having profanity in their descriptions too]. If you're not sure why, you should check out Wherein the Main Character is an Alicorn OC or its equally unsuccessful sequel, Wherein the Main Character is an Alicorn OC's Son (Also an Alicorn OC) and, Despite the Negative Reception of the First Fic, a Sequel Was Made Anyway.

This was heavily inspired by Shrek the Third. I've never seen the movie, by the way.

If you managed to enjoy this entire trilogy, make sure to go check out Zytharros's sequel trilogy, part of his ongoing story What the Heck. They are chapters 26, 27, and 28 (the ones that start with Wherein). Zytharros is even more meta than Scootareader.

Mr Howtobasic doesn't understand. One moment, he was teaching people how to do things in the correct manner, and the next, he's here in Equestria. Well, at least there are eggs around.