You thought My Little Dashie was sad? Read this, and you may never stop crying. Ever.

This is a collab done between me and Nunchucks. Go check him out, he's sexy.

A romance so romantic, you may barf rainbows.

Sweetie Belle gets curious about where babies come from, so she confronts Rarity about it.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders discover a substance that leads them to the most significant crusade they will ever take part in.

Miss Cheerilee informs Applejack that she never passed elementary mathematics. Since every pony in Equestria is legally required to understand rudimentary math, Applejack must retake and pass a basic exam in order to avoid going back to school.

Sounds simple enough, right?

It's Nightmare Night, and the ponies are all having fun at Twilight's house, until the lights go out.

This is quite possibly the worst fanfic ever written in the history of written things. No, seriously, it basically takes all the awful qualities of every fanfic ever written and throws them into one batch.

There's not much more to it. Meatballs save Twilight's life.

When your life is as dull a gray as the world that surrounds you, the mundanities can make it all seem meaningless. Sometimes we need a couple drugs -- or six -- and maybe a pegasus, to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.

Applejack visits her sister in her time of need.

-Youtube reading by ObabScribber here.