This was something I wrote for the Twarity prompt collab. A stand-alone oneshot for a bit of my own venting in it. Not one of my best pieces, but I thought it should get published, because why not?

Scootaloo decides to leave Ponyville for good and she tells everypony goodbye.

My day at work is disrupted when a pony bursts through the door shouting "Did somepony order a large ham?"

Written in under an hour from a prompt by Peregrine Caged.

OCCASIONALLY, WHEN RELAXING BETWEEN MONSTER TRUCK RALLIES AND ROCKET LAUNCHES, TWILIGHT "SCREW IT" SPARKLE RELAXES WITH A BOOK BY THE WARM FIRELIGHT OF OTHER LESSER BOOKS. LITERALLY, A BOOK, AS ONLY HER OWN AUTOBIOGRAPHY CAN SURVIVE THE SCRUTINY OF A GOD AMONG GODS-WHO-SUBSEQUENTLY-BECOME-MEWLING-WHELPS-BEFORE-HER-EYE-SEARING-GLORY.

THIS IS HER STORY.

AS IF YOU'D READ ANY OTHER.

(DUE TO A SURPRISINGLY APPROPRIATE WORDCLOUD, COVER ART NOW EXISTS. YOU MAY REJOICE.)

Could I have seen this coming? Perhaps not, but maybe... maybe I should have. Now, I can only ask myself if I'm strong enough to let you go.

Pre-reading and editing assistance provided by the wonderful Steel Resolve and Karrakaz.
Cover art provided by Jondor.

We're not all the same, them and I. Perhaps these are gifts, but they are curses all the same. Tell me, do you know what it is like to be the deviant among the wolf pack? Not the Alpha, nor the Omega, but the Outcast.
Maybe they fear my abilities, I cannot know, or maybe they praise me like a god, but this I do not want.

Hello, my name is Octavia, and in only one short year I managed to climb my way up to the top of the world of classical music. Where I was world renowned for my showings of masterpieces created by composers over the eons. But now I play my beloved cello for nothing more than mere spare change, taking shelter at night in the empty doorways in the back allies of the city that never sleeps....

One day, he gave her a rose, and it was very beautiful.

(EDIT: Some minor grammar edits to the story so it will make more sense.)
Discord returns from his stone imprisonment and declares himself a pimp. He then goes around trying to pimp Ponyville. And then when the Mane Six try to go snitch on him to Celestia, things get funky.

Warning: All characters are anthro.

He won a magic duel against Princess Celestia... with His wings.

He preformed a Sonic Rainboom... with the rocket jets He made by hoof.

He went back in time... and bucked King Sombra off the Crystal Tower.

He is The Most Interesting Colt in the World... and He's making a visit to a little town named Ponyville.

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This is a collaboration fanfic. These two authors met up in Michigan and came up with this stupid splendiferous idea.

Authors are:
FlanChan
Dunsparce

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Final Pinkie Pie joke source: WinterTwister
Final Fluttershy joke source: Sliverfish