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The tale of Cadence's ascension to alicornhood.

Cover vector by Icaron.

A charity commission for the incredibly generous WTFHIW.

Now available in Spanish, courtesy of SPANIARD KIWI.

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First, Mr. Popo visits Equestria to see how it has been, then Chrysalis is visited by a certain bald saiyan, then Fluttershy learns a little more assertiveness through the Crimson Fucker, and lastly, Twilight is owning herself, because we all know she gets own in cannon as well. Now the question I must ask you is this:

Can you handle the humor without getting an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity?

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Twilight is ecstatic, and can't wait to share her wonderful news with Celestia.

She just hopes that Celestia will share in her happiness.

Primary Cast: Princess Twilight, Princess Celestia

Preread by TheWraithWriter.
Edited by Level Dasher.

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Shocking, how Celestia never taught Cadance the Royal Canterlot Voice. And Twilight will need to learn it as well. What can a Princess of the Night do but hold a class to teach this essential art for princesses? Hopefully she knows how to maintain classroom discipline....

Cover by Guardian Core.

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Celestia was having a perfectly normal day until her most faithful student teleported into her room requesting a belly rub.

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Two Saiyans... the mightiest warriors in all the galaxy, (Minus one particular male individual from the planet Krypton.) are making their way to Earth to gather the legendary Dragon Balls, but their greatest threat doesn't come from earth's defenders of the vastness of the cosmos... it comes from a funny little thing called filler and amidst this filler one of the two needed to go to the bathroom... on a planet full of creatures that they never thought possible...

As a disclaimer I have never done drugs and I don't drink... (Shocking given the fact I'm Irish-Catholic and a Marine.) This was written completely sober... which begs the question what the hell would go on in my mind when I AM on something?

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All of our characters decided to camp on Everfree Forest and started to tell eachother some scary stories, unaware of what will happen something tomorrow mysterious. Werewolves were just a legend and nothing more in Ponyville. Rainbow Dash was walking on her side. She hated walking but she had to. A week ago she hurt her left wing and she was lucky, like the previous one, no bone fracture. Unfortunately, she had no new Daring Do comics to read neither. So she decided to visit Fluttershy, after that camp she seemed a little freaked out and scared... At last, with a little running included, she achieved to arrive. Rainbow Dash suddenly stopped. Something was different...

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After the second defeat at the hands of Twilight Sparkle, Chrysalis gives a speech to restore the spirits of her army. However, she soon finds an unexpected guest among the crowd.

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I have been so horrified for so long at all the "evil Pinkie" fics. I believe at the bottom of this genre lies the "evil clown" meme, and who is best evil clown if not Pennywise? So here is a fic that makes explicit what has been bubbling beneath the surface all this time. Note please: Pinkie in this story, despite all her strange powers, is as sweet and good as she is on the show. Because if she were a nigh-omnipotent extra-dimensional being, that's exactly how she'd roll!

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