Dear Princess Celestia,

The land is at peace once and for all. Twilight Sparkle is ready to take on her new duties, and the known foes we once faced have finally been vanquished. We expect little in the way of new trouble to arise from this day onward.

Across Equestria,
Raven Inkwell.

Chapter groups:

• Group 1: Introduction

  1. Raven of Canterlot
  2. Raven of Ponyville
  3. Raven of Crystal
  4. Raven of the Shadows
  5. Raven of the Light
  6. Raven the First
  7. Raven the Last

• Group 2: Raven of the Shadows

  1. Birth of an Alicorn
  2. The Raven who lurks
  3. Ravens of Klugetown
  4. A disciple is gained
  5. The twin plots of Raven
  6. The necessary preparations
  7. Like hammers against nails
  8. The treachery of two
  9. Monsters within the temple
  10. Under the moonlit sky
• Group 3: Beginnings(?)

Ingredients for authentic Japanese-style ramen:

• 8oz handmade wheat noodles
• 1 cup napa cabbage
• 3oz shiitake mushrooms, sliced
• 1 Little Dashie--WAIT WHAT....!?!?!

(This is a shitpost. Expect shitpost content. Typos are intentional and for comedic effect. No graphic violence occurs in this story.)

(This is an UNOFFICIAL parody of My Little Dashie. Support the official release.)

(Now with a VTuber reading by TheMajorTechie!)

Instead of the shining orb of light, Celestia raises an overloading nuclear furnace. The whole of Equestria is set alight by the deadly rays.

Twilight wakes up not to a fresh morning air but a fiery cataclysm. With her castle melting away, she’s forced to abandon the premises on short notice. But how can one escape to safety in a blazing world?

This story also has a dramatic reading by TheMajorTechie. Be sure to check it out.

[Also Youtube auto-reading (Chapter 1, Chapter 2) and mp3 download (Chapter 1, Chapter 2).]

After a jaw surgery applebloom comes home she is also on pain killers and deathly afraid of spiders in her stupor seeing the spider she yells spooder and passes out pinkie convinces the gang that a vicious creature named the spooder is running around town and shenanigans cometh

Warnings : has randomness, drug use, sexual innuendo’s, and some jokes maybe found offensive.
(It should be noted I was really really…… taking pain meds when I wrote this)