A Short Story about the four Princesses coming together to enjoy a conversation, that is until Celestia decided to mention how big her horn was. Sexually referential hilarity ensues.

A quick little short story~

Tagged Sex for many sexual references. Duh.

Edit: Wow! This is the second story I've ever written and it's doing so well! Thanks to everyone who read and shared their thoughts on it!

Edit 2: Holy Halibut! This reached so much more than I had ever expected it to get to haha! I'd like to thank CaptainBron3y for reading this aloud on his channel! You should go check him out! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_N6l1TzmmDNiFsp9CyK-5A

Everypony has secrets that they don't want others to know. Sometimes things, like drunkenness, happen and they are revealed to those closest to you.

Now with a reading by Scarlett Blade!!
And another reading by undead003!!

Written for The Writeoff Association's prompt #46, "Look, I can explain..."
Thank you to Stahl and Goldenwing for editing!
Cover Art: ©2012-2016 xPesifeindx. Find their art work on their deviantArt page. Permission granted by the artist for use of their image.

Applejack finds something hidden under Apple Bloom’s mattress. Now, it’s time for big sister and little sister to have a talk about what is and isn’t right for an Apple to do.

Written for the Writeoff Association's January 2016 contest, Look, I Can Explain....

One day, while working at Sugar Cube Corner, Pinkie Pie comes to a startling realization.

She has no idea how Fluttershy earns money.

For Pinkie Pie, not knowing something so important about one of her closest friends is intolerable. But when she asks Fluttershy, the only answer she'll give is:

"I do odd jobs."

Now, Pinkie Pie is determined to find out exactly what Fluttershy does to make ends meet...

(Rated Teen for mild risque humor.)

It's taken months to get to this moment. Months of planning, testing, and tearing her mane out. This is one time she can't afford to fail.

Today is the day. It's cold, her nose is runny, and she's scared out of her wits, but she's finally going to do it. She's finally going to tell the Princess how she feels.

One morning, Flash Sentry wakes up in bed next to Sonata Dusk.

Something very clearly happened between them.

But he's not really sure how or why. And he's kind of freaking out.

In a panic, he turns to the one person he thinks can help him...

His ex.

Good plan, right?

(Inspired by the cover art.)