Luna is back from the moon.

And she is pissed.

...No, not at Celestia. Those drapes don't match the windows. The furniture doesn't match the carpet. Seems that aesthetic knowledge has declined since she left; good thing Princess Luna is here to save the day with her interior design skills!

Long has the coffee branch of StarBuck been open in Canterlot and long has Celestia frequented it. She always grabs her order and returns to the castle to enjoy it, Luna however has been curious of the beverage known as coffee. So one day she sips her first drink....nopony was prepared for what transpired.

Dramatic Read of the fic! : Done by EnderBlaze

This is the second part of Why Celestia has a rainbow mane. Now, Celestia gets a little payback by telling one of Discord's most embarrassing moment in his history.

Depressed from boredom and being envious of her friends having found places in life they are happy with and of course Twilight being an alicorn princess now while she's still trying to get somewhere in life, Rainbow Dash is not in the best of moods, and the arrival of a certain draconequus chaos god isn't making it any better! After reluctantly doing him a favor, Rainbow is offered any one wish she wants, with a pinkie promise of following her wish to the letter as a chance for him to further show how redeemed he is! What can possibly go wrong?

My try at slice-of-life humor as opposed to the long-runner 'adventure' fics I've done

When Discord hears that his botanical creation, poison joke, continues to flourish in the Everfree, he simply cannot resist a good prank. Poison joke in hand, he storms Canterlot Castle.

Needless to say, the princesses are not impressed. But then, neither is Discord, since the joke also has an unexpected effect on him. And none of them know the cure.

Discord wants Twilight to hit him. Twilight thinks there has to be a catch. Set in the same continuity as my TNG crossover fics, between "The Princess and the Dragon" (and also "Discord's First, Last and Only Friendship Report") and "The King Who Would Be Man", but Discord being Q isn't relevant to this specific story.

A page for this series now exists: Next of Kin to Chaos

A zipped copy of a WMA Audio file of me reading this story is now up on my web site, but be warned, the zip file is 28 megs. (The WMA is a good bit bigger than that.) I have an MP3 version as well, but it was both larger and less compressible, so I went with the WMA version instead.

Note to self:
Eat that cake Friday! Or else Luna gets it...

Discord scratched his goat-beard-like goatee, eyeing the note attached to the small refrigerator.
"I knew sneaking in here was worth it." He smirked. "Celestia's private cake, in her own private fridge... I'd be stupid not to take it..."
He looked around to make sure that no one was looking.
"Whelp, finders keepers!"
"Discord?!" A terrifyingly familiar voice called out from behind him.
Crap

All Discord wanted was some cake. Sure, it belonged to Miss Sunbutt, but that just made it all the sweeter! It would have been nice if he hadn't been caught in the act though...
And neither one is willing to let it go.

(definitely not my best; didn't really put much effort into it. Just a sort of test-drive on FimFiction.)

Once, I was alone.

I felt neither sorrow nor joy at this. The presence or absence of others meant nothing to me. The universe moved in silence, and I drifted in its flow.

Then came the song.

For one thousand years, Nightmare Moon wandered the moon, seeking perfection.

She found only dust.

Now on Equestria Daily!

Now in Russian! ...Twice!

Entry for The Writeoff Association's first writeoff: Lonely Happiness.
Special thanks to Cassius Littner and SpaceCommie for their proofreading/editing assistance.

'Regret. Fear. Anger. Sadness. You have done this to yourself."

Luna is trapped on the moon. With no one to speak to, she is forced to go through the worst possible nightmare that she can imagine: Reliving the final moment that led up to her transformation. And she must live this nightmare for the next 1,000 years.

This is my entry for the "Luna is Best Pony!" fanfic competition, with the prompt of what happened to Luna while on the moon. Artwork by http://proenix.deviantart.com/