• Member Since 13th Jan, 2014
  • offline last seen Jun 6th, 2014

Con Arty

Don't ever buy tickets to a con artists' convention. Chances are when you get there, no one else will be there...


Note to self:
Eat that cake Friday! Or else Luna gets it...

Discord scratched his goat-beard-like goatee, eyeing the note attached to the small refrigerator.
"I knew sneaking in here was worth it." He smirked. "Celestia's private cake, in her own private fridge... I'd be stupid not to take it..."
He looked around to make sure that no one was looking.
"Whelp, finders keepers!"
"Discord?!" A terrifyingly familiar voice called out from behind him.

All Discord wanted was some cake. Sure, it belonged to Miss Sunbutt, but that just made it all the sweeter! It would have been nice if he hadn't been caught in the act though...
And neither one is willing to let it go.

(definitely not my best; didn't really put much effort into it. Just a sort of test-drive on FimFiction.)

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Comments ( 11 )

Lol moar moar moar

More!!! :pinkiehappy:

Lol, I want that cake!!hehe:derpytongue2:

Love this story! It's really funny, especially the ending!

Cake. MMMMmmmmm. :trollestia:

Reading this story for the fourth time and still shaking with laugh! That's really a wonderful story, a true masterpiece of one-shot comedy!

XD Funny! Dislestia sounds like a cute couple, but after reading this story, it seems that anyone who ships with Discord is going to have a hard time with his antics! XD

This is me but I do more weird stuff like make it grow chicken wing hey discord do that to tia will.ya
-order :D

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