After overhearing a rumor that his friendship with Fluttershy means stallions are too afraid to date her, Discord swears that he will find her the perfect mate. Unfortunately Discord has absolutely no idea what a pony wants in their special somepony. Happily, he has many pony friends now that he can ask for advice, but no matter how much advice he gets, nothing seems to go according to plan.

Story commissioned by Spamotron.

Edited/proof read by Carapace, SilverWolfIMHP, and Lucasmembrane.

This is somewhat outside my usual comfort zone, I don't write a lot of comedy and I don't write a lot of Discord, but I had fun doing it, so hopefully you will have fun reading it.

Update: There is a NSFW "deleted scene" from this story in my new clop shortfics collection, Quickies. Feel free to check it out if you're into that.

The CMC happen to meet a very unique brown colt, by the name of Button Mash. As the friends grow closer and closer, one in particular starts developing feelings towards the young colt. With Sweetie Belle and Button Mash growing closer by the day, these two will experience all kinds of adventures together! Whether it’s a gaming date at one of their houses, crusading for Cutie Marks, exploring all of Ponyville, and developing a close relationship with one another! Join Button Mash and Sweetie Belle as their hearts beat as one!

And can you dry your tears
When the rain falls down in droves and droves
And can I be here for you
To let me hold you tight

Trixie has been best friends with Starlight Glimmer for months now, and the bond between them has never been stronger. But, after a bull-headed mistake and lack of critical thinking, Trixie manages to leave Starlight Glimmer angry and disappointed. Again.

Over the course of a single day, Trixie takes the steps to make things right between the two of them and, in doing so, instantly discovers some feelings inside of her that she never thought possible. Her best friend was kind, sweet, and yes, very hot. And now she was in love with her.

Greatly inspired by this amazing image by TheSoleil, as well as the brony song Seagulls by the illustrious FritzyBeat.

One of Sweetie Belle's closest friends, Button Mash, is leaving Ponyville behind, heading for a new home. But Sweetie wont let him go just yet, not with out one last Goodbye. With only moments to spare before Button bids his final farewell, what will Sweetie say to him?

Button Mash and Sweetie Belle have been living with each other for six months and are in need of a break. So on a whim they go to the beach for the day. On the way they discuss their future as a family and their plans. While they make their way to, and have a relaxing vacation.

Sorry long descriptions aren't my strong suit.

On the coldest night of winter, Trixie is wholeheartedly certain that her wagon would be able to keep her warm, but... she was wrong. Luckily for her, Starlight knows a very snuggly way to keep her warm.

It's Starlight Glimmer's first Nightmare Night in Ponyville, and she invites Trixie to go to a Haunted House attraction with her. As it turns out, Trixie is very very easily frightened. Almost too easily. Certainly it's not some silly excuse for the sideshow magician to cling to her very best friend... right?