WARNING: Names have been altered to protect the innocent. For the convenience of our anonymous confessors, we have turned out all the lights and have altered their voice.
Confessions are to be told in confidence... Without anyone else being around to hear them. It's a way of getting something off your chest... Too bad confessions make for good comedy.
"We deal with all kinds of ponies here. From crazy, to just a pony wanting to find someone to tell a story to. We listen... Then sell the tapes. It's a dirty business, but it's OUR business to sell their business. It's a business-business."
Primarily told in alternating POVs.