FINALLY! · 1:36am Feb 11th, 2015
I'm literally crying right now.
100 downvotes... yes. Just... just YES! I finally have retribution for all my hard work! Chapter after chapter, date after date, convoluted and shaky at best arc after even more convoluted and even shakier arc, I finally got it! The big 1 double 0. This is perhaps my proudest achievement I can ever imagine. In fact, it is. I worked hard for those downvotes. I bled, I sweat, I cried, I wanked for a bit (a lot, actually), but at the end of the day I finally got what I wanted.
I'd like to take this time to thank some of the people who inspired as well as helped me meet this monumental achievement. First of all, I have to give credit to the author himself, RainbowBob, for making this possible.
Next, the brains behind the operation. That's right, RainbowBob, the team just couldn't have done it without you.
Oh man, I nearly forgot RainbowBob for all his dedication to inspiring the team with his thoughtful insight and questions. You're a true champ, pal.
And do I even need to mention our number one helper, RainbowBob? He'd pull all-nighters just for the story. That's true dedication.
Hell, I'll throw RainbowBob in as well for buying the team coffees and donuts on a daily basis for those tough mornings. You made work fun.
But really, at the end of the day, this story couldn't have even had been a thing without RainbowBob. The team wrote it for you, after all, and your love and admiration make it all worth it.
Let's see... oh dang, nearly forgot the janitor, RainbowBob. He's a real buddy, that one.
Anyway, that's it for the thanks. I guess I can include all the readers and commenters, but y'all already know how much I love you guys, gals, and some third category of unknown origins. Now all I gotta do is get the next chapter done and the show goes on. With fireworks, explosions, alcoholic Celestia, and the most convoluted plot your minds could ever imagine. Until next time!
Eh... this still works.
I feel like you're not giving RainbowBob enough credit.
...Are you sure you stopped taking those painkillers?
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He's a glory whore, what can I say?
This is freaking hilarious. Also, oddly convenient, because I reached milestone myself... Looks like we both got stuff we wanted!
You thumbed up your own story?
2786464 Don't we have a trophy we can give him or something? I feel like he needs a trophy.
Where's my credit, bitch?!
I kept yo damn windows so sparkly and clean, you fucking walked into them six times.
2786460 I agree! Hell, he didn't even provide a picture of the sponge...
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I do it every time to be the 10th like. I'dunno, weird tradition of mine.
Truly, your efforts are humbling.
2786474 He's our own unsung hero.
Congrats, man. If there's anything you rightfully deserve, it's those 100 dislikes.
Tsh, that RainbowBob douche stole all the credit. What a self-absorbed ass.
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Ikr?
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Added it to my porn stash for later.
Oi, I'm pretty sure at least one of those redhands was thanks to my shitty guest chapter! Where's my 1/100th of the thanks/praise/dishonor/humiliation?![:pinkiecrazy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiecrazy.png)
2786489 RainbowBob is the James Franco of fimfic
Let's not forget all the brave Steves who fell in the making of that fame :V No, not you, Steve, that Steve. Dammit, Steve.
Eh, screw it, who was I talking about again?
Congrats? I think?
Got a few hundred words written so far :D
I told you that chapter with Celestia dating Jesus would do it!
2786491 100 Downvotes!?
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2786506![:raritywink:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/raritywink.png)
I'm saving Jesus for something big.
Want another downvote? I haven't even read it but if you really want more downvotes...
OMG That's hilarious! I tried looking for it but you know, looking at that pic in the blog was enough >.<![:pinkiecrazy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiecrazy.png)
Love it, great job Rainbowbobby guy
*Looks at blog post*
*Looks at number of downvotes*
*Looks back at blog*
*Looks back at downvotes*
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Nevermind.
-Cyneryk
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Keep it at 100 forever.
Like a virgin.
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I also see it's incomplete. Need more help with:
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I might be able to find one or two you haven't run across. They're surprisingly everywhere.
Congrats, Boob. Reminds me of my first 50.
Okay that's nice and all
But why upvote your own story?
I can but hope that my Santa Claus chapter contributed one or two of those downvotes, fuelled by flames from the burning corpses of childhood innocence.
Okay, but lemmie just say that those even number multiples of five back-to-back like that is really satisfying, though.
2786590 Well...do you like your own story?
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I do it for the 10th upvote, kind of like a tradition of mine for some reason.
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Gimme.
Congratulations, RainbowBob! However, RainbowBob did a lot for this story, and I think he deserves a mention, too.
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Oh okay. Fair enough.
I usually just downvote my stories so I don't make my story look better than it is IMO. I know they're crap.
Edit: I realize how that sounded, but I'm not like, taking any little jabs towards people who upvote or saying that that's the reason or anything :( I'm sorry for any confusion.
Congrats...?![:unsuresweetie:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/unsuresweetie.png)
Make sure you don't forget RainbowBob, who gave input on the artistic direction and made sure RainbowBob could converse with RainbowBob about certain ideas. Also don't forget RainbowBob who made sure RainbowBob had enough money to buy the coffee.![:pinkiecrazy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiecrazy.png)
Rush and Pony on!
T4E
You deserve every one.
This is a proud moment in fimfiction history.
Truly once in a lifetime and I'm happy that I got to witness it.
I'll tell the tale for years to come.
I don't get it.![:ajsleepy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/ajsleepy.png)
Both the number of up votes and the number of down votes are divisible by the number 50.
There is so much beauty in the world.
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YAY NUMBERS!
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The joke is something something something something something something. Got it now?
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Snap a photo so that it'll last longer.
Pssh. Loser.
Every story I write gets 100 downvotes, easy. I don't even have to try.
Oh... wait...
You're the first person I've seen on this site who is proud of downvotes.
Unless I'm completely missing something. I'm missing something. And it’s not my mind.
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Why does one go to the bathroom?
Hint: Its not because it's fun.
It would take a large room to hold a conference of all the people who hate your story...
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Uh
What does that have to do with the price of tea in china?
2786858 The joke is that you suffer from... (tick tick tick) sexual frustration.
Would you like to talk about your mother?
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I have a story where I tend to insult the readers and threaten them with downvotes. I also threaten to write badly if they upvote it. Annoyingly, they refuse to listen. I have to make do with just reminding them that they're wasting their time, and insulting whoever comments. And downvoting them.
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It means his story has gotten that popular.
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Well, in my eyes (and likely many others on the site), anything over 1k upvotes is popular.