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  • 2w, 5d
    AlicornPriest's "Alicorn Time" [Royal Canterlot Library]

    The memories of today's story will stick with you.

    Alicorn Time

    [Sad] • 2,138 words

    Twilight, believing something has happened to her memory, seeks out Princess Celestia to see if she recognizes it and can offer a cure. But the answer lies far deeper in the root of her nature and her life as the Princess of Friendship than she would have ever expected.

    FROM THE CURATORS: It's not often that a short fic laser-focused on a single idea — especially an idea without direct roots in the show — makes us sit up and take notice.  "At the outset, this looks like a pretty typical 'bit of headcanon disguised as a story'," Chris said.  "That does, though, sell this fic short in one crucial respect: the author is able to deliver some truly heartwrenching moments in the back half of this.  Celestia gets a couple of absolute back-breaker lines, and the final sentence of the fic is heavy in just the right way."  Horizon agreed: "It's a headcanon fraught with emotional issues, and the author hits the right notes to effectively draw those out."

    That was due not only to the story's choice of topics, but also the choice of perspectives with which it approached the idea.  "I've had trouble with my memory my entire life ... so the idea of experiencing most of life only 'in the moment' doesn't seem that awful to me," AugieDog said.  "But AlicornPriest does a good job of conveying how devastating this is to Twilight and of following her through the stages of grief as she comes to realize how this is going to affect her and her friendships."  That was brought out further by strong secondary character work.  "The story also made an effective decision in Celestia's characterization," Horizon said.  "Her casual acceptance of the phenomenon just underscores how disturbing the situation is if you actually stop and think about it."

    Those made this work not just as an idea fic but also as a story.  "I've zoned out while working in the yard and 'lost' a half-hour or more before," Chris said.  "Alicorn Time is that feeling, writ large, and it achieved a poignancy as a result which few 'headcanon fics' can match."  And the fic's solid extrapolation of that phenomenon to immortality was what made it exemplary, Horizon said: "I think asking important questions about our own experiences through the lens of fantasy is one of the highest goals that a fanfic can reach."

    Read on for our author interview, in which AlicornPriest discusses tweening, Account Patterns, and zoned-out YouTube flickers.

    Give us the standard biography.

    Hi! I’m Alicorn Priest. I’m 24, I graduated from college about a year ago — English, as you might expect, though I also earned a BA in Chemistry. (Yes, there are Bachelors of Arts in Chemistry. Whodathunk?) I’ve been a brony since season 2 — I was there speculating when we were wondering what Discord was gonna look like, and I started reading “Background Pony” back when there were only two chapters out. My first fic (if you don’t count the terrible one I sent to the EqD reviewers) was posted up on in March 2012. (It’s called “The Table at the End.” Go check it out.)

    How did you come up with your handle/penname?

    It’s kind of a funny story. When I made my first GMail account, I fancied myself a philosopher — really, I just liked to think about complex topics — so I named my first e-mail after my first name (which starts with an A), followed by “philos.” When I started making accounts on Reddit and such the like, I decided to make it easier for myself by making every account with the same pattern: a word starting with A, then a word starting with P. “Alicorn” seemed like the obvious A word, and “Priest” for P was the first word that seemed appropriate. I like the imagery it provides: one who worships and serves the princesses. One of my clients calls me Ali P, which I find adorable.

    Who's your favorite pony?

    Twilight Sparkle, almost certainly. I have the same personality as her: studious, awkward, friendly, and a little naive. Somehow, all of my fics seem to include her one way or another. Close behind are Rarity and Pinkie Pie — Pinkie’s my problematic fave, because while I really like her personality and background, I think her depiction in the show is done right only about half of the time. “When she was good, she was very good indeed, but when she was bad, she was horrid,” if you know the poem.

    What's your favorite episode?

    As much as I’m a season 1-season 2 fanboy, I’ve gotta give it to “Pinkie Pride.” Every song is spot-on, Weird Al’s guest appearance is perfect, and the thematics and character exploration are stellar. It’s the quintessential episode of the show.

    What do you get from the show?

    I remember when I first got into the show, I was stunned at the attitude and charm it had. The main character is an awkward student who throws snark at everyone she meets? Is that even allowed in kids’ shows? And it had such tension and drama in those opening episodes, I was immediately hooked. I suppose if I had to distill it down to one word, it’d be “relatable.” The characters have real problems, they struggle with their friends, and they overcome through conversation and apologies. The bright colors and poppy songs draw you in, but the relatability is what keeps you watching.

    What do you want from life?

    ... Wow, what a tough question. I suppose I could just point to Maslow’s Hierachy of Needs and say “that,” but I’d better explain a bit more. First of all, I want to be happy, but “happy” is such a poor word. It includes everything from the satisfaction of a job well done to the zoned-out flickers when a YouTube video is slightly more interesting than the previous one. Unfortunately, the latter is much easier to get than the former, so ... there’s that. Second, I want to feel as though I’m useful to the world somehow. I want to feel like I’m creating things people enjoy, or helping make people’s lives better — something that has value. I suppose in a venial way, I like getting praised for doing good work, so that’s part of it, too.

    Why do you write?

    I write because an idea gets lodged into my head, and I want to expand it out into a story. I get a vision of a scene, or a line of dialogue, or a source of conflict, and I want to see how it plays out. The hard part is all the little interactions to get from one major scene to the next — in animation, they’d be called “tweening,” right? Other than that, I write because I have some idea I want to share with the world, and either my blog posts or my fiction is the best way to do that. I come up with a story about how weatherponies came to be, or I want to share a connection between transactional analysis and character interaction, so I write a story about it or create a blog post discussing it. Recently, I’ve had people regularly commenting on my posts, which helps a ton. If I felt I was just spitting into the wind, I wouldn’t keep doing it. (Hence why I went dark a couple years ago.)

    What advice do you have for the authors out there?

    Network. Network, network, network. If you want to rise in the ranks, you need to take writing seriously. Part of that process is talking with the community here on FiMFiction and establishing yourself. Make friends, so that your friends will read your stories, and then they’ll recommend those stories to their friends, and so on. If you’re an introvert like me, this is really hard, I know, but you’ve gotta do it. As to writing advice, it’d be “write what’s important” and “character relationships give you more to work with than each character separately.” And the editor part of me wants to add, “Wherever you meet with a passage which you think is particularly fine, strike it out.” That’s Samuel Johnson, by the by.

    What inspired “Alicorn Time”?

    A couple of things. To a lesser extent, ruminating on what it would be like to be immortal, and how the passage of time would feel after long stretches. As Celestia explains in the fic, I felt the sort-of dissociative episodes would be a blessing, to save their minds from having to experience every single moment. (The science behind it is pretty circumspect, I’m aware.) Primarily, however, it’s based upon my own experiences of college and previous. I wasted so much time on books, video games, and the Internet that at this point, it all feels like a blur. I would have done no worse if I had simply blacked out at the start of it and coasted through unconsciously. So Twilight’s resolution to “make every picosecond count!” is my own desire, and Celestia’s response is my resignation at the impossibility of that.

    What elements would you consider essential in writing a successful “explainfic”?

    Hah! You used my terminology. You really did your research. The biggest danger to writing an explainfic is that the explanation, the caulking to fill the holes in the plot, is all you have going for the story. A good explainfic should also have strong character interactions, an arc as the characters grow and change, a central conflict that the explanation factors into ... you know, all the workings of any good story. So in “Alicorn Time,” as Twilight tries to cope with having this new condition, her attitude changes, and she struggles to decide what she’s going to do going forward. A bad explainfic will simply set up a condition for a character to ask, “Why does this thing happen,” a character explaining it, and then the first character saying, “Ah, that makes sense.” I’ll be the first to admit “Alicorn Time” is not a perfect fic, and one of its weaknesses is that the characters simply sit down and talk at each other. This is another weakness of explainfics, and the solution is to write a plot which can involve moving around and interacting with objects.

    Do you prefer planning your stories out ahead of time or letting them grow during the typing process?

    I love when little details appear mid-writing session, but I can’t rely on that to be the driver of my story. Sometimes personality quirks will change certain scenes, or the way I decide to execute a scene will create connections I hadn’t considered. For example, in a chapter of “Mother and Child” I’ve been working on, I discovered a place to put Cadance in the Beta timeline of Equestria which I hadn’t really planned when coming up with the chapter. I also noticed how the events Pinkie accidentally puts into motion will reflect a later scene where she does the same thing more intentionally. So that’s really neat. However, I’m not a seat-of-your-pants type writer, as much as I pretend to be. I find I get the best results when I can sit down (with a spiralbound notebook, not a Word document) and sketch out the chapter progressions, the character arcs, and the event timeline. Otherwise, I procrastinate because I don’t know what to write. Of course, even when I do plan, I procrastinate anyway, but eh. That’s how it goes with me, I suppose.

    Do you think Twilight will ever be comfortable enough in her alicornhood to unconsciously call Celestia by name?

    Heh. Twilight and I suffer from a pretty similar problem. When someone superior to us earns our respect, we tend to ... idolize them, just a little bit. I do it with all the amazing writers that frequent my blog, and Twilight does it with Princess Celestia. Talking with one of your idols isn’t quite the same as talking to one of your equals, even when your idol is your equal. (We’re all horsewords enthusiasts here, in the end. Even when one of my commenters has 17 times as many followers as I do.) So for me, that means putting them on a pedestal, and for Twilight, that means she can’t quite get over adding “Princess” to the front of Celestia’s name. I’m not sure it’s something she’ll ever get over, perhaps until she finds herself doing as much as Celestia does.

    Is there anything else you'd like to add?

    Hmm ... the shill in me wants to plug my new monetization strategy, but I’ll leave that for the readers to find on their own. What I will plug of mine, though, is my series of blog posts entitled “Writer’s Workshop.” Every so often, I share a particular trick that can help make your writing more interesting. I’ve used examples from South Park, the RPG Fate: Accelerated Edition, The Arrival of the Mail Train, and the psychological methodology of transactional analysis. I’ve also got a couple other stories people might like if they’re curious — my other smash hit would have to be “It’s Impossible!” (with the unofficial slogan, “The Ride Never Ends!”).

    Other than that, I want to thank all the readers out there. Thanks for reading this interview, thanks for making “Alicorn Time” as big as it has been, and thanks for checking out my other writings. Hope you enjoy. :)

    You can read Alicorn Time at Read more interviews right here at the Royal Canterlot Library, or suggest stories for us to feature at our Fimfiction group.

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  • 3w, 2d
    SA Reviews #103

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  • 3w, 3d
    S7E5 - Fluttershy Leans In

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    S7E4 - Rock Solid Friendship

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  • 4w, 4d
    S7E3 - Flurry of Emotions

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  • 4w, 6d
    Announcing EFNW Scribblefest 2017 Winners!

    After much deliberation, reading, rereading, and judging we finally have our winners for the Everfree Northwest Scribblefest 2017!

    I want to first congratulate all of you who submitted your hard written stories!  We had a field of 36 contestants, and that’s amazing!  Thank you so much for all your hard work that you do!  Now, without further ado, our finalist and their respective categories!

    Twilight Sparkle Award

    Ebon Quill with “Slouching Towards Canterlot”

    Twilight was a tough fight, and it got down to the wire in the end between the final four stories!  Excellent job, Ebon Quill, writing a story that showed you did the research and made sure everything was picture perfect!  Just like Twilight herself would love!

    Rarity Award

    Loganberry with “The Book of Ended Lives”

    This story was gorgeous, and it was a clean sweep with all 6 judges voting for it.  Both pieces in this category had beautiful, flowing prose, but ultimately the gorgeous flair that Loganberry had for his piece won him the prize!  Beautifully written, Loganberry!  

    Rainbow Dash Award

    Novel-Idea with “The Cycle of Flame”

    To win in this category, the story had to be 200% cooler than all the rest, and Novel-Idea’s piece swept this category with all 6 finalists voting for it.  It was a tough decision, but his ability to write action, turmoil, and involve a side of Philomena that we don’t see in the show made for an amazing piece of fiction.  Way to be awesome, Novel-Idea!

    Pinkie Pie Award

    Posh with “The Next Best Thing”

    We wanted to have a funny, snickering, hilarious story to win this category.  Posh actually manage to make us smile in this one as well.  His piece was equal parts funny, heartwarming, and sarcastic, just like we’d expect if Diamond Tiara were interacting with Spike and Starlight Glimmer.  Posh, you were nominated in 4 categories, and we all loved your story by degrees!  Excellent work!

    Applejack Award

    Apple Bottoms with “Nihtmer Niht”

    The Applejack Award was one of the most contested categories we had for judging.  Ultimately, Nihtmer Niht ended up winning out in the end for being very true to the show.  The theme showed strongly throughout the story, and we loved the Aesop at the end, which really made this story win.  Hard work paid off in the end, didn’t it, Apple Bottoms?

    Fluttershy Award

    The Hat Man with “Freedom Flourishes”

    The Fluttershy award has to be my personal favourite category, because I love heartwarming stories.  This story made all of us tear up at the end.  The Hat Man expertly blended past with present through a series of flashbacks in this heartwarming tail, that took all of the judges by surprise.  Freedom Flourishes was an extremely touching piece, The Hat Man.  Fluttershy would be proud.

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    SA Reviews #102

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  • 5w, 4d
    S7E1-2 - All Bottled Up / Celestial Advice

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Hey folks! It's been quite a momentous year for Facebook, and moving on through 2014 we'd like to purchase even more companies to assimilate them into our "social" network. It's definitely about being social and not about peddling products or selling your data or anything.

Thus, I'd like to announce our latest purchase;! Following our recent purchase of Oculus VR, fimfiction seemed like an obvious next step. Fanfiction can clearly be enhanced with more ad....venturous settings. Imagine reading a fanfic and the world comes to life around you full of ad....renaline pumping moments.

Don't worry, this purchase can only be good for Fimfiction, with our infinite amount of money and resources how could anything go wrong? Soon you'll be able to share all your favourite clopfics with your friends and family, and best of all? You don't even have to do anything! Just log in to the site and your entire browsing history will be available for your closest family to enjoy. Isn't sharing great? Starting tomorrow, all accounts must use their real name and address to use fimfiction. This means we can target ad....orable, cute shipping stories to you!

We'll also be changing the feed to further emphasise the social aspects of the site. We'll be adding the ability to post status updates so you can let everyone know when you're eating a delicious lunch, or even just that you woke up!

We hope you guys are as excited about this acquisition as we are!

btw we sacked knighty

Thumbs up to the future!

Report knighty · 19,168 views ·
#1 · 164w, 1d ago · 83 · 1 ·

To be honest...... I saw this coming.:rainbowlaugh:

#2 · 164w, 1d ago · 44 · 1 ·

Hello Knighty!

Happy April Fools day!


#3 · 164w, 1d ago · 3 · ·

...oh dear Luna

#4 · 164w, 1d ago · · 2 ·

I see what your doing :twistnerd:

#5 · 164w, 1d ago · 81 · ·

btw we sacked knighty

And all those butthurt by the ban of role playing rejoiced... until they looked at their calendars.

#6 · 164w, 1d ago · · ·


#7 · 164w, 1d ago · · ·

......................... I lol'd.:rainbowlaugh:

#8 · 164w, 1d ago · 3 · 2 ·

This is a joke... right? :rainbowhuh:

#9 · 164w, 1d ago · 5 · ·

Can I be Tom Anderson and create a shittier, less popular version of FimFic that will eventually die and be forgotten by everybody?

#10 · 164w, 1d ago · 60 · ·

Quick, someone change their name to knighty!

#11 · 164w, 1d ago · 31 · 1 ·

But but but. Fimfiction have a dislike button! :trollestia:

#13 · 164w, 1d ago · 28 · ·

Oh knighty, we love you too... except when we hate you.

#14 · 164w, 1d ago · · ·


I would, but then one of my followers would steal my username:raritydespair:

#15 · 164w, 1d ago · 5 · ·


#16 · 164w, 1d ago · 2 · 5 ·

Ha ha, very funny. Not falling for it, though. :ajbemused:

#17 · 164w, 1d ago · 9 · ·

I am glad I prepared my anus for April fools this year....

#18 · 164w, 1d ago · · ·

Haha! Happy April Fools everypony! :derpytongue2:

#19 · 164w, 1d ago · · ·

Well played.

Well played indeed.

#20 · 164w, 1d ago · 22 · ·

Next up: will be owned by Google.

#21 · 164w, 1d ago · 4 · ·

So glad its April fools if it wasn't I'd be pissed I hate Facebook

#22 · 164w, 1d ago · 4 · 2 ·

>>1972536 Nope. Knighty was totally serious last year too when he said he'd leave forever.

#23 · 164w, 1d ago · · ·

Oh. Well...

Goodbye, Fimfiction.


It was fun while it lasted.


#25 · 164w, 1d ago · · 1 ·

April fools xD

#26 · 164w, 1d ago · · ·

Here it is folks. The beginning of the end.

#28 · 164w, 1d ago · 12 · 3 ·

I really hate this day... :ajbemused:

#29 · 164w, 1d ago · · ·

Ah, yes. You can always count on big FimFiction news on this day. I seriously just came by today to see what the "news" was, and it did not disappoint.:pinkiecrazy:

#30 · 164w, 1d ago · 17 · 2 ·

Finally! I for one welcome our new overlords and my new boss

#32 · 164w, 1d ago · · 3 ·

Facebook...why did it have to be F:pinkiesad2::fluttershbad::applejackconfused::derpyderp1::rainbowderp::raritydespair::twilightangry2:acebook.

#33 · 164w, 1d ago · 3 · ·


#34 · 164w, 1d ago · 3 · ·

Ooo.... Ooo... Will I have to link stories to 15 other members just so I can read the next chapter?

#35 · 164w, 1d ago · 9 · 29 ·

btw we sacked knighty

This would actually make all of the advertisements worth it, if this actually happened.

I'm serious.

#36 · 164w, 1d ago · 1 · 1 ·

Next time on 'Worlds Worst Kept Secrets', bananas are fruit! Who knew!

#37 · 164w, 1d ago · 8 · ·

Ɛ> ˙plɹoʍ ǝɹᴉʇuǝ ǝɥʇ ɥʇᴉʍ sʇᴉqɐɥ ƃuᴉddolɔ ʎɯ ǝɹɐɥs puɐ sǝlƃƃoƃ ʇɟᴉɹ snlnɔO ʎɯ ɥʇᴉʍ sǝʌlǝɥsʞooq uoᴉʇɔᴉɟuɐɟ lɐnʇɹᴉʌ ʎɯ ǝsʍoɹq oʇ ʇᴉɐʍ ʇ,uɐɔ I

Story Approver
#38 · 164w, 1d ago · 2 · 3 ·


Could've come up with better, methinks.

#39 · 164w, 1d ago · · ·

It hurts to laugh, but this is amazing!

#40 · 164w, 1d ago · 46 · 4 ·

I'm in talks with Facebook right now to make the site into I know you guys have all been clamoring for more Past Sins, so we're sure this move will go over pretty well!

#41 · 164w, 1d ago · · ·

1.4.14  troll date :pinkiehappy:

Lord Al-knighty
#42 · 164w, 1d ago · 34 · 2 ·

>>1972577 We'll slowly be phasing in microtransactions to help keep the site going. We'll be using our wealth of knowledge from Zynga to make sure we don't miss any monetisation opportunities.

#43 · 164w, 1d ago · 4 · ·

I, for one, Welcome our new insect Overlords

#44 · 164w, 1d ago · · ·

Oh thank Celestia, you scared for a second

#45 · 164w, 1d ago · · ·

Hahaha! This was hilarious! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#46 · 164w, 1d ago · 7 · ·

Hey look! Knighty's username is available! Quick, somebody claim it!

#47 · 164w, 1d ago · · 8 ·

:ajbemused: Bullshit this argument is invalid

#48 · 164w, 1d ago · · ·

?eromyna ecapSyM esu yllautca enoyna seod ...ecapSyM t'nsaw ti tsael ta ,llew...

#50 · 164w, 1d ago · · 3 ·

By Arceus  please tell me this is an April fools joke

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