Site Post » Fimfiction.net - Now owned by Facebook! · 2:40pm Apr 1st, 2014
Hey folks! It's been quite a momentous year for Facebook, and moving on through 2014 we'd like to purchase even more companies to assimilate them into our "social" network. It's definitely about being social and not about peddling products or selling your data or anything.
Thus, I'd like to announce our latest purchase; Fimfiction.net! Following our recent purchase of Oculus VR, fimfiction seemed like an obvious next step. Fanfiction can clearly be enhanced with more ad....venturous settings. Imagine reading a fanfic and the world comes to life around you full of ad....renaline pumping moments.
Don't worry, this purchase can only be good for Fimfiction, with our infinite amount of money and resources how could anything go wrong? Soon you'll be able to share all your favourite clopfics with your friends and family, and best of all? You don't even have to do anything! Just log in to the site and your entire browsing history will be available for your closest family to enjoy. Isn't sharing great? Starting tomorrow, all accounts must use their real name and address to use fimfiction. This means we can target ad....orable, cute shipping stories to you!
We'll also be changing the feed to further emphasise the social aspects of the site. We'll be adding the ability to post status updates so you can let everyone know when you're eating a delicious lunch, or even just that you woke up!
We hope you guys are as excited about this acquisition as we are!
btw we sacked knighty
Thumbs up to the future!
To be honest...... I saw this coming.
Hello Knighty!
Happy April Fools day!
...oh dear Luna
I see what your doing
And all those butthurt by the ban of role playing rejoiced... until they looked at their calendars.
lol
......................... I lol'd.
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Can I be Tom Anderson and create a shittier, less popular version of FimFic that will eventually die and be forgotten by everybody?
Quick, someone change their name to knighty!
But but but. Fimfiction have a dislike button!
Oh knighty, we love you too... except when we hate you.
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I would, but then one of my followers would steal my username
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Ha ha, very funny. Not falling for it, though.
I am glad I prepared my anus for April fools this year....
Haha! Happy April Fools everypony!
Well played.
Well played indeed.
Next up: Fanfiction.net will be owned by Google.
So glad its April fools if it wasn't I'd be pissed I hate Facebook
1972536 Nope. Knighty was totally serious last year too when he said he'd leave forever.
Oh. Well...
Goodbye, Fimfiction.
It was fun while it lasted.
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April fools xD
Here it is folks. The beginning of the end.
I really hate this day...
Ah, yes. You can always count on big FimFiction news on this day. I seriously just came by today to see what the "news" was, and it did not disappoint.
Finally! I for one welcome our new overlords and my new boss
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Good show, knighty. Good show.
Facebook...why did it have to be F
acebook.
Ooo.... Ooo... Will I have to link stories to 15 other members just so I can read the next chapter?
This would actually make all of the advertisements worth it, if this actually happened.
I'm serious.
Next time on 'Worlds Worst Kept Secrets', bananas are fruit! Who knew!
Ɛ> ˙plɹoʍ ǝɹᴉʇuǝ ǝɥʇ ɥʇᴉʍ sʇᴉqɐɥ ƃuᴉddolɔ ʎɯ ǝɹɐɥs puɐ sǝlƃƃoƃ ʇɟᴉɹ snlnɔO ʎɯ ɥʇᴉʍ sǝʌlǝɥsʞooq uoᴉʇɔᴉɟuɐɟ lɐnʇɹᴉʌ ʎɯ ǝsʍoɹq oʇ ʇᴉɐʍ ʇ,uɐɔ I
Yawn.
Could've come up with better, methinks.
It hurts to laugh, but this is amazing!
I'm in talks with Facebook right now to make the site into Nyxfiction.net. I know you guys have all been clamoring for more Past Sins, so we're sure this move will go over pretty well!
1.4.14 troll date
1972577 We'll slowly be phasing in microtransactions to help keep the site going. We'll be using our wealth of knowledge from Zynga to make sure we don't miss any monetisation opportunities.
I, for one, Welcome our new insect Overlords
Oh thank Celestia, you scared for a second
Hahaha! This was hilarious!
Hey look! Knighty's username is available! Quick, somebody claim it!
?eromyna ecapSyM esu yllautca enoyna seod ...ecapSyM t'nsaw ti tsael ta ,llew...
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By Arceus please tell me this is an April fools joke
This has to be an April Fools joke right?....right?
Why isn't
a link somewhere where you get feedback on your pressing. I am really disappointed, at least knighty bothered to put dumb links to things in the oddest of places.
Can we get him back for just that at least?