It's fanfiction all the way down.

Roses are red, violets are blue. That was a comma splice, this one is too.

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

I will follow you all

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I type stories using my hands

Butts Butts BUTTS!

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, and somewhere else the tea's getting cold.

Forget not that I am a derp.

I am a simple writer who gets bouts of writer's block and procrastination. But, I do enjoy writing and wish to get cover images of my stories.

My name is Vetnern and I write stories!