Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

It's five o'clock somewhere! And everywhere. All at once. Forever.

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

Sonson-sensei here, how's it hanging my precious students. Not much I can say about myself in such a short blurb but I'm a writer and artist that happens to like ponies. Rarity is best pony.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

I'm The Sentient Cloud, a now-retired fanfiction writer from New Zealand. If you're looking at this, then you've probably already found your way to either "The Piano Man" or "Those Who Came Before".

Writer. What else do you need to know?

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

A fellow traveler...