King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

Proud believer in Germany and german beer

Dead as a doornail since 2014

I promise nothing and deliver less. More than what you expect, but less than you might've hoped...

"Comfortable and evocative." --Poptartttt

Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

I am the Library, I've been around since the dawn of time and my knowledge continues to grow with each second passing. Are you worthy to enter my sanctum?

Um ya...

Does this look infected to you?

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Damn, I wish I could read.

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.