I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

Self sure in ability or supremely stupid.

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

I am No One

Writer. What else do you need to know?

I have no idea what I'm doing.

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3