It's not as gay as the title makes it sound, I swear.

Soarin’ and Braeburn decide it’s finally time to come out as a couple to the Apple family. Everypony is willing to welcome them with open arms, but the couple in question sure seems to be making it hard on themselves.

A satire on serious gayfics everywhere. Rated T for scandalous innuendo.

It's been nearly three months since he left Soarin' for somepony else, leaving the Wonderbolt in a deep bout of depression. The poor pegasus turned to alcohol to try and ease the hurt, but that stopped working far too long ago. How can he face the day when he can hardly face himself?

All Celestia wanted was one slice. One tiny, measly slice. She was an immortal goddess, for Pete's sake! Was one slice of cake really too much to ask for?

Fed up with authors violating the "1000 word rule," Poultron takes measures into his own hooves to rectify the problem.

Art by AspergerGoodness, the greatest artist ever.

The simple affair of Twilight's breakfast takes a turn for the crazy as she and Pinkie Pie find out just how hard it is to open a banana.

Art by AspergerGoodness.

Now featuring a Polish Translation by the fabulous aTOM for The Polish Writers Society!

Chester the Cynical Adult is transported to Equestria by Twilight Sparkle, where he wreaks havoc on the poor unicorn and her Celestial teacher.

Warning: This story may offend the following:
-Most human in Equestria writers
-All printed forms of literature
-Hasbro
-Spammers
-Paypal customer service
-the homeless
-cute puppies
-Handegg place kickers
-Fans of Titanic
-Leroy Jenkins
-Of Monsters and Men
-Big Joe Turner
-Ponyfall Collaborators
-seismologists
-Ballerinas
-The Army
-Gay people
-Anybody who’s actually named Chester
-Gay people again
-The Arctic monkeys
-Duck tape
-Taser Victims
-Killjoy (Author of Three of Me: School Society)
-The creators of DBZ: Abridged
-The moon
-Homestarrunner
-Salsa dancers

A young Twilight Sparkle learns the magic of pyrotechnics.

Sorry, CosmicAfro.

Knighty meets (and is subsequently held against his will by) a crazed fan.

A trollfic in some respects, so expect stupidity.

Friends will always be there to help us out, no matter how ditzy they may be...

(Rated [Romantic] by the Ponychan Sensual Fiction General)
As a traveling musician, your life could be summed up in one word: Disappointment. But after saving a beautiful unicorn named Rarity from being attacked in a back alley, you begin to realize that you may have found something worth fighting for.