Really just some person who likes reading and MLP. Nothing too special about me. Or is there? Nope, probably not.

Barely active anymore. Feel free to read my plethora of stories though. I’ll reply to any PMs I receive

Conquering the world on horseback is easy; it is dismounting and governing that is hard.

....I like pie? @.@'

"Everyone has the ability to move the mountains and to walk on water. But not everyone has enough faith to do it." ~ shocklee

Ask your doctor about DERPIPONE(TM)!

So am I famous yet? No? Perfect! I will write my stories for you, and there will be much rejoicing...over cake! =D

Hey! My name's Dash! I'm a dude who likes writing crap. I don't use this website much anymore, but oh well.

Hey there, Mariacheat-Brony here, Belgian Brony writer. Favorite Ponies : Vinyl Scratch & Applejack \OCTASCRATCH FOR THE WIN/

Fabulous, darling.

I write the pone, I read the pone, I love the pone. I also accept Paypal donations if you like my stories: https://paypal.me/lotusteadragon

The sexiest man you've ever met.

The greatest source of inspiration for the stories I write is my insane day dreams.

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

xx

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

"You think you know me..."

Ummm..... I give up!!! Can't do this, I give up, ask me later!!!