TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Used to write a lot more on FimFic some time ago, left for a bit, but want to get into the groove again.

Oh wait, I can add a short bio in the account settings. I never knew.

Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

"I used to like reading, but then CookieMonstar wrote a story and now I'm blind. Thanks, you horrible prick." - Someone somewhere, I'm sure.

The one German who is lazy for real.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

Hope you have a good day!

Not very active here anymore.

A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.

Guy who loves reading and dragons."Just Another Average Tuesday" is my first attempt at writing any kind of story, so feedback is appreciated. Also loves video games.

Lurker who decided to try his hoof at fanfiction. God help me.