I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

Somehow, I manage to write sad fluff. I'd be concerned about my mental health, but I'm too busy writing.

space is a waste

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

Bicken' back and bein' bool 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I'm Jack: writer/editor/stoner.