This is a bio. Fear me. Also, ponies. That is all.

An autistic brony who is the owner of an OC pony named Charming Thunder and a big fan of Star Wars.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

I'm also from Canada.

A full-time jackass.

I'd make a Bio but I am too busy to write it because I spend my time giving back to the community via the drugs I sell them

Like a dragon, most of my time is spent hibernating, then pure terror. Also horse words.

I like to dance without pants, got it, yo'? I enjoy all types of stories, but I especially love ones with explosions. I'm your average -5 year old boy, ya' know? I've seen just 'bout everything, boy.

The Surprise is in the Pickle.

I'm just the pony with the best weapon in the world. Yep, don't mind me.

Because no one expects the Chimicherrychonga to attack.

Yep.

Author, Illustrator, She/Her

I'm a 15 year old jackass

A French, cheese-eating alphaphala male in charge of writing stories. Don't troll because of allergies to BULLSHIT.

Heyo, I'm a gamer and a musician. I live in Cali, but I'm not a very active person. However, I do have a PS4 and a 360. PSN: CynicalBrony GT:Glazed Brony N7.

This is still up after like ten years wtf

I used to be known as ThatoneguyAlex. Same guy, different name.

Someone who will eventually submit a story here to be ridiculed and laughed at, but not today! I'll just continue to lurk on this site and read stories about magical ponies and their many adventures.