"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

Dark Scribe of the 38th Company, Iron Warriors Legion, come to bring the glory of Chaos to the realm of Pony.

I am not actually a brony, but I find the stories and music rather marvelous.

Someone who's sensitive on things that's vulgar and violent. I WILL retaliate if anyone who's agressive towards me.

So long, Fim!

The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

A young man working his way through life and writing for fun.

It only takes one.... okay, maybe more than just one.

Engineer, Martial Artist, Scuba Diver; Always working

Your average fan fiction writer. I enjoy anime, music, my little pony of course.

Thanks for sticking with me, everyone! Support on Patreon, if you'd like!

It's better to burn out than to fade away.

Teenager, brony, special effects designer.

Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

I feel the cold, the lonliness, rushing around me. I feel the darkness encircling, yet i do not know fear, hate or regret, i am at peace. The darkness is within, and it shall consume me.

Such Brony. Many Fanfic. So Author Wow

If you want to see more of my work, look me up on Fanfiction.net, I have many stories already finished there that may interest you if you enjoy what I post here.

I'm so relieved.

RP writer and Spacebattles

Insanity is only those of the vivid imagination

I find your lack of faith disturbing

Ponies I guess

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

We’ll bang okay?

O.F.P.

All shall know me as Vlad-Daddy.

One man's 'magic' is another man's engineering. 'Supernatural' is a null word. ~Robert A. Heinlein

The thought "Oh no, not this guy again," given human form.

Some asshole who will write stories that are the opposite of the common take of the subject. And who also says "mate" a lot.