My name was Razorbeam, and I am retired. (From Fanfiction)

♫ we can dance if we want to ♪

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Just here to read, and write, some FanFic. I really enjoy this stuff, so if you ever need an editor I can look it over for you, just hit me up!

A published, rookie author with a love of ponies.Be warned, my fics tend to be nucking futz.

A guy with crazy ideas and a little free time.

Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

Just your typical mediocre writer trying to make up for his lack of skill at the craft by producing shlocky unoriginal fanfiction!

Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.