I have no idea what I'm doing.

Brony musician, creator of biodigital jazz, man.

Just a writer who lives in a small apartment in New York City.

Hay guys! Glad you stopped by! Just another writer trying to get better... and I love writing them pony fics... Also, Fluttershy is best pony. Just saying...

Am back, may continue writing.

Pinkie Pie is best pony. (Though all my fics are about Spike and Rarity.)

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Just a pony lovin' guy

All my things are horse things!

Don't be a stranger now. I won't bite.

It seems I'm not capable of writing a bio without sounding really pretentious, so I'll keep it simple.I write pony-fanfiction. That is all.

Midwest Brony. Really appreciate critiques, especially if you catch grammatical errors. I'm far more used to prose and poetry than narrative, so any advice, hate mail, etc. is appreciated.

Pfffffffffffffttt....

I love to swim, write, and waste my hours away on this site.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

I like Ponies, especially pegasus ponies.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Author, dreamer, adventurer, scientist, High Prince of Appledashery, and bonafide lover of sadfics and the Great American Cheeseburger.

"You think you know me..."

I am an aspiring writer, romance enthusiast, and a horrible over emotional mess. If you're here I hope you like homosexual stallions. If you enjoy my work and want to support me I have a Ko-Fi!

Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm good at writing.