While investigating a murder, Fluttershy learns one of the Equestrian Postal Service's biggest secrets, and finds romance in the last place she would have expected.

Preread Credits: Thanks to TheSmokingGuy for prereading (and to Punished Bean and TheSmokingGuy for some logistical help.)

Some ponies who work in retail marvel at the stupid questions customers ask.

But wherever there's a problem, there's an opportunity.

(Maybe even an inexhaustible resource.)

This story is dedicated to Daniel P. You know what you did.

(Story image is from the MLP show.)

Because of a software bug, a folder's "Add Story" button only appears when the folder (or contest) already has at least one story in it. This can be that story. IT IS NOT A REAL CONTEST ENTRY.

In this story, Princess Twilight Sparkle learns about computer bugs.

Comments welcome!

Before the School of Friendship, Cozy Glow tried to become an orphan.

_{(Story image is a cropped MLP show screencap from https://derpibooru.org/images/2246876)}

While accidentally visiting Equestria, Wallflower finds a new spark of joy in her life.

She also learns the real reason why she keeps wanting to kill herself.

Twilight Sparkle flees Equestria, and says she might never come back.

Celestia wants to find out why.

WHY did Lyra and Bon-Bon make an art film about naked girls playing chess? This film's secret, uncensored "Director's Cut" explains everything.

A fully authorized but unofficial prequel to EileenSaysHi's "Prench Art Film" (link)

Preread by: Secret Artichoke