You're never properly dressed without a smile...

I'm just here to have a good time and write

“SCOTTLAND FOREVER!” -SCP 9999

Crossovers and Sci-Fi are my bread and butter.

This, right here, is why you should eat Wheaties in the morning. I guess anything would be better than the two shots of vodka I had.

I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.

A guy from switzerland who likes cheese, mountains and horse words.... lots and lots of horse words.

I do military parades to support vets and to spread the knowledge of the history of the United States military.

I type stories using my hands

How is a raven like a writing desk? Poe wrote on both.

Dark Scribe of the 38th Company, Iron Warriors Legion, come to bring the glory of Chaos to the realm of Pony.

I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.

Mares are cute. They are also fluffy. I want to pet the pretty mares and give them snuggles.

Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

Here lies the wistful delusions of the sleep addled mind. Actually wait, no, just me.

I am so into books I don't think I'll ever get the smell of paper out of my nose. I'm also an aspiring journalist!