Somewhere in the multiverse, there is a bar. No, not that one. This one is legally distinct.

It is called Fimfiction.net, and in it, an artificial intelligence has devised the greatest Poker game the Multiverse has ever seen, featuring the likes of Littlepip (Fallout: Equestria), Griffin North (Griffin the Griffin), Chrysalis and Fluffle Puff (Ask Fluffle Puff), Erin Olsen (Project Sunflower), and CelestAI dealing (Friendship is Optimal).

I wrote this in two days in between a more serious story based on an idea i had nearly a year ago and some horrid art. God, it's terrible. Don't expect timelines to be adhered to, and if you have any complaints about the Poker being played, please comment it so I can laugh at you. If you haven't read all of the original stories (Adding up to 1247670 words, 2 entire ask blogs, and an entire youtube channel, so happy researching), don't expect to get all the jokes. But you can still do what I do; pretend you get them.

Deep in Bridlewood, far beyond where Izzy is allowed to wander, there is a Door.

It's a very wise Door, and a very polite Door, and she decides to stay with it for a bit.

Trixie returns to Ponyville. This isn't a satire of anything, I promise.

I was informed by a good friend that posting this in the normal writing prompts thursday slot was not a good idea. So, for my own sake, I'm biding my time. For that reason, this will only be funny to like, five people, but I had to post this SOMEWHERE.

Picture by softshy on tumblr, if you want me to remove it for permission reasons, let me know.

I wrote this in an hour. I was planning on throwing it up as a random entry on next thursday's writing prompts on r/mylittlepony, but I genuinely don't know how maturely rated it should be, and I don't want to get banned this soon after I was just unbanned.

Probably don't read if you're claustrophobic. Bluh, look at me, I give my horror story a shitty poetic title and reveal no plot details, how original.

The wretched parable of humanity is that I think Voluptas Mors is really cool and I want a poster of it or something, but most people who have pictures of skulls and naked women in their rooms are assholes.

This story is a sequel to The Truth Behind My Little Pony

Special thanks to MisterNick, who had little hand in writing this particular one, but writing any story in this universe and not crediting him is like creating a Donald Duck cartoon and not crediting Carl Barks. He's had such a big hand in creating this universe, and since nearly all of the original stories credit him as a co-writer, it would be rude to not acknowledge him.

Slightly bigger thanks to Casketbase77, who helped a great deal more with this one, both idea and grammar wise.

And of course, the biggest thanks to Opium4TmassS for creating the universe I write this in in the first place. Without his grace and prereading, this story would not exist. I have no idea how you hooked me onto this idea, but I must thank you; I greatly enjoyed reading this, and would recommend many of his own stories set in this universe to a curious reader, if they can deal with the grammatical and storytelling flaws inherent in earlier entries.

Chrysalis has a pirate ship now. Unfortunately, most of Equestria is landlocked, but that won't stop her.

If my timing is correct, this story will come out immediately after a sad story about a suicidal Sunburst from someone else on the new stories page. I just thought that was funny. Still, it doesn't seem bad, so maybe go read it

EDIT: YES! THANK YOU POST QUEUE, YOU TIMED IT PERFECTLY!

Starlight loses her sight in a near deadly accident. Her life changes significantly.

To Casketbase77, who proofread, Nitro Indigo, who has waited quite a long time for this to finally be finished, Supermarine Spitfire, who I'm relatively certain also wanted to see this when it was done although I am unsure, and Amit, whose stories I heavily based the structure and cover image of this one off of. We miss you, dude. You're quite possibly the best etymologist I've ever met.

God damn, I write too many sad stories. My next one will be funnier, I promise.

A (belatedly informed) entry into the My Little Pony Renaissance Contest. I promise it was! I just forgot to enter it!

Spike has requested a story. Twilight knows children occasionally have feelings they don't have words for yet. Stories can supply those words. Most of the time.

Night Vale has no relevance to this story. I just like the song.

Originally posted on Reddit. Proofread by Casketbase77

Minuette tries to understand the universe and her powers by throwing herself at the same problem as many times as possible, or at least until she gets bored.

Proofread by Casketbase77.

Hit trending on 4/17/2021, I believe. Idk, I barely ever check trending anymore.

Luna goes to a party, and it's a place she's seen before.

a Lemon Demon song is something that can be so inspiration actually