I like to write short comedy things in my spare time. One day I'll write a proper story, I swear.
"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."
As I see it, a bartender is just a pharmacist with limited inventory.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!