Music ponies are best ponies.

My dick maybe large, but really only in your heads. I'm quite the average guy, from day to day life, I seek answers only to get more questions. And yes, I am that guy who fucks mothers.

NO LONGER POSTING: love you all goodbye, and remember to never stop stop shipping cute things <3

Me and my horse porn never existed.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

An earth pony with a special talent for Winter Wrap-Up!

"Friendship" is a magical-class noun.

I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

8000 soldiers!

Would the real SweetCelestiaWhy please stand up?

The sexiest man you've ever met.