Don't mind me, just passing through.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!

We're all MAD here. (Clop account of ROBCakeran53)

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Welcome to Warfire Writing Studios, a collab of stories written by PhoenixWarlord and PrinceNightfire93. If you're interested in a commission, shoot us a message and we'll give you details. Thanks! /)

I write fluff and sadness.

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.