Have a seat while I check if these drapes really clash with my den. I’m going for a less... murder massacre theme, y’know? If only the price of a joke wasn’t mass murder and- oh it’s not?

I had another account on this site but I decided to start a new one. I felt like I was hated on the other one. I've only returned to make a story that kept running through my head every night.

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

Yo Way Yo, Home Va-Ray, Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

I'm just an humble (wanna-be) MLP fanfic author and fanartist. I also love drawing fancomics and worshipping Applejack (as well as Rainbow Dash and Daring Do. In that order).

Always walk with your head held high and never give up for what you believe in. -my quote I am a very kind person and I am very happy in making new friends. Skype username is kyuubiXX

Fallout: Equestria addict, occasional writer of terribadness, second degree black belt in jiujitsu, gamer for life, hopeless artist (I HAD TO EAT THEM!) and reader of anything I can get my hands on.

Bored.

I don't mean to be rude, friend, but if you take one more diddly darn step right there, I'm gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck. And wowza, wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh?

All Aboard!

Just a person that reads, writes, and reviews stuff. Oh, and draws.

Timb Hortons

I'm a 15 year old jackass

I will follow you all

Losing my mind, and proud of it!

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

Fate fell short

Ummm..... I give up!!! Can't do this, I give up, ask me later!!!

Dead, but also undead. It's complicated.

Starting over from scratch. Sorry.

Im the Lord of ... CATS! Bow to me like the humons and ponies you are. Then bring me catnip and pet me while I purr. (On hiatus.)

Not really big on fanfic writing, but when I'm in the mood I'll jot something down from time to time. I'd much rather frequent sites like YouTube, DeviantArt, and Facebook

Your face shall follow all.