The grasp of evolution is already behind us. To progress, we must take the reins into our own hands.

My ships, let me show you them!!!

Quando omni flunkus, moritati

Ahoy! Welcome to my user page, here you'll find my blogs, followers, and groups.

Justice and Honor above all.

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

Accounts pretty dead, I just use it to read the occasional fic now.

Big Brother is Watching You

This and That and a big striped cat.

One man's 'magic' is another man's engineering. 'Supernatural' is a null word. ~Robert A. Heinlein

Hello, future coworkers. Welcome to back when I was... younger. It hurts the more I think about it.

on the run for writing related crimes

Being an Introvert allows me to care about humanity, and yet despise human beings, simultaneously.

[shitposting loudly]

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

Hello! I'm an aspiring artist and writer from Honduras!

I love music, I love playing music, and I love certain aspects of life.

If you wait long enough, the fly will just merge into the pizza slice and get devoured by the cheese, you know.. Out of sight, out of mind, right?

I will consume your ashes.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

“PISS OFF ALY WHAT ARE YOU GRAMMAR KID DEFENDER OF AMERICAN ENGLISH????”

Fate fell short

I force my awful fetishes onto innocent pretty ponies, through the medium of clop fiction. Don't worry, they love it. Life is good.