I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
I am general Kristonal Prime and my clone identification number is CG-7979-56 i am a clone general and the leader of the 599th sky corps. but you can call me general or sir.
I'm a strange and nice guy with a big heart :) I love to read and play video games. I live in Finland and do stuff for no apparent reason cause i am weird like that.... Brohoof! :D
I'm here to write my way into your hearts and infect your minds.
I am here to post my ideas and I believe everyone should be able to express their ideas.
"When angels deserve to die!" (Chop Suey)By:System of a Down
Just a random closet brony in Eastasia interested in horse words...May write stories in the future if I have time
"Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life."
Name:GentlemanPirate, Age: 22, Gender: Male Living in: Bavaria, Brony since: Spring 2011, Lucky Number:13, OC: Captain Jolly Roger(More info on the user page)
*cough*"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"*cough*
I spend more time thinking about writing than I do actually writing. And I don't write at all!
I am the oracle. I seek to tell you a story. Will you come sit and listen?
Skilled combatant that works under Luna, will pose as her pet wolf during the night on occasion.