I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

I write horsewords for RGRE

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Just a harmless little bug in the code. An unexpected feature. A bit of entropy. I’m sure they’ll patch me soon enough.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

Done.

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

Are you not entertained?

Hey all, I'm billymorph, a semi-professional writer, self-published author and full-time pony fan. If you enjoy my work, please support me on Patreon!

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

Just a man. Nothing special. I like almost everything I can find about sci-fi and epic high fantasy. I like plenty of other things, but you don't really care about that I'm sure.

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

I also draw pretty pictures :3

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

O.F.P.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I'm buried up to my neck in horsewords.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Living with LUS.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

I actually am a scientist!

Stories about families, friends, the past, the present, the future, the science of magic and the magic of science.

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

loves tiaras.

sup, am a new ponyfic writernever really written anything before other than roleplaying which prolly countswell there's a bio for you

A fellow traveler...

I'm the creator of Otakuworld.com, Jenniverse.com, the computer game Boppin', numerous online comics, novels, and tons of other wonderful things. I really love MLP:FiM.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.