Lipstick on her reefer, waiting... for a match...

Swedish injection molding technician

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Too much to write; too little time

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

This is fiction. But it is based...

Short Dio.

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

The Barcast Podcast Host. I also go by the name Milk. I like to read, I proof read and edit, and I drink. A lot.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Don't hate the approver, love the adorable RariFace and squishy cheeks.

What a beautiful Sunset.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

Not a changeling.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Mostly harmless.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

God, I'm so sorry.

Write silly, not stupid.

I would totally go for a cookie right now.

I'm just here to write.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Just some random guy. [Retired]