An account of how Night Light and Twilight Velvet, parents of Shining Armor and Twilight Sparkle, got together and fell in love (and how Princess Celestia helped).
And so neither of them noticed a short little scroll with a broken royal seal, thrown free of Velvet’s saddlebag, flutter to the ground and land directly at Feather Duster’s hooves.
And things were going so well, too! Now everything's gonna hit the fan!
And so neither of them noticed a short little scroll with a broken royal seal, thrown free of Velvet’s saddlebag, flutter to the ground and land directly at Feather Duster’s hooves.
Well now I feel dumb. It took me THIS LONG to realize the name of each chapter is a 007 movie. I have failed. I blame the deliciously sexy contents of said story.
On the other hand, great chapter, I love how Pommel and Night Light interact, not to mention the rest of the cast. And I fear the direction this story is poised to take, and yet welcome it with open arms. Cannot have the next update soon enough; keep up the good work.
Nighty's a mutant, the Librarian is in on Tia's secret, Vel is about three nights away from regicide, and Pommel is going steady.
On another note, I'm calling dibs on the crack-theory that the head librarian both used to be a stallion, and that she was Tia's Seasonal Partner before Nighty's dad
On another note, I'm calling dibs on the crack-theory that the head librarian both used to be a stallion, and that she was Tia's Seasonal Partner before Nighty's dad
And so neither of them noticed a short little scroll with a broken royal seal, thrown free of Velvet’s saddlebag, flutter to the ground and land directly at Feather Duster’s hooves.
You know, I was thinking that the castle garden could use another statue...
In any case, I look forward to finding out precisely what has happened to Night Light. Can divinity be sexually transmitted?
"Well, it appears that Night Light's semen has been... contaminated. Monitor all his children for future-"
Many years later
"-is exactly what I'd thought. Shining Armour is to be given captain status. I know he doesn't seem to possess command qualities, but he has enough magical prowess in that dumb surfer-boy head of his to stage a damned effective coup and we need to use that for us, not against us. Twilight Sparkle, thankfully, seems to still be dormant, thankfully, because she's still unstable enough that even with her current power she's able to mind-rape an entire-"
"I GOT WINGS!"
"Me damn it! This is why I can't fuck nice things!"
And this is why you take a look at yourself in the mirror to make yourself presentable before you. Anyhow, I can see a major plot twist coming up, I can't imagine what is going to happened next. I bet that nothing bad will happened with Feather Duster grabbing the note, as it is most likely that she'll confront Twilight Velvet as to why she holds a letter that's addressed to Night Light, which I should add that one can be disappointed with her not destroying the letter. Hopefully, it'll be taken care of before it gets out of hand. Nice chapter man, keep up the good work.
“Pommel, there’s nothing mysterious about you except how you haven’t been court-marshalled yet.”
fnnnhhahhahah i love this i love you and your dialogue congratulations good sir you have won absolutely nothing of value, courtesy of me, the garbled sentence structure and capitalization and punctuation is because it's four in the morning and my eyes are closer to cannonballs at this point
heh 'goldeneye' i appreciate that
i actually sort of started piecing this plot together though, i have an inkling of an idea as to what's going to happen before the conclusion.
Good show, anyhow. I always like seeing more from you, my friend.
What in the... damn the suspense! I'm mildly glad I took so long to catch up so I don't have to wait quite as long for an explanation. I don't even have an inkling of a theory here. Which seems to make the suspense all the more agonizing.
"I am the Heat-Seeker, and this is my missile" is the second worst pick up line I've ever heard. For the record, the first (which I have heard a friend use in complete seriousness) is "Hey, I wanna be a stud. I've got the std and all I need is you."
“‘I am the Heat-Seeker, and this is my missile?’ That’s your idea of genius?”
Also, Drama! Dun Dun Dun! and looks like I called it as far as twili and shining having extra magic. It kind of reminds me of melody pond/river song from Dr. Who.
34392143436878 This is possibly the greatest comment thread I have ever read. I was going to comment how the Missile pickup line made me laugh, but Adam, your friend's line, I am ashamed to admit made me laugh so hard I lost consciousness. ... Well, either that, or it was so bad that my brain decided to forcibly reset, on the assumption that laughing at something so horrible was a plea for insanity.
3453666 After he was emphatically rejected he had the gall to be upset and confused about it, so I took him aside and told him that no amount of alcohol (he'd had two beers, and he's no stranger to booze) could excuse him for what he just said and that there was no way in hell that line was ever going to work.
3454012 hey at least you're talking to him again. I haven't talked to him since. (Though in my defense I never talked to him before the incident either.
Yay, update! And oh boy, things are picking up! Also really love the humor in this story.
Well, this is bad.
Is it bad?
It might be bad.
Then again, it might not.
And things were going so well, too! Now everything's gonna hit the fan!
Oh shit
Oh shit... that does not sound good!!
And I'm slightly disappointed with Night Light... he could have... invited Twilight Velvet along.
I'm pretty sure Celestia wouldn't have said no...
Shit. Shiiiiiiit. Shit...shitshitshitshitshit.
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Panic! Everyone panic!
NO STOP
3288211 I was thinking the exact same thing.
Anyone else feel that Celestia's note sounds like it came from Molestia's tumblr?
3288697 Batten down the hatches and damn the torpedoes a shit storm be brewin!
Shit just got REAL
NO, author, why would you do this to us. D:
Besides, if anyone finds out, wouldn't that make Shining Armor's birth kind of a scandal? And cast suspicion on Twilight Sparkle? >_>
PUTA MADRE!
Y TODO IBA TAN BIEN!
PINCHES DEFECASIONES SIEMPRE TERRMINAN GOLPEANDO OSCILASIONES!
CHINGAO!
POR QUEEEE.!
POR QUE JE JE JE!
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUNNN !
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it would explain rather a lot if Twilight was actually celestia's daughter...
Well now I feel dumb. It took me THIS LONG to realize the name of each chapter is a 007 movie. I have failed. I blame the deliciously sexy contents of said story.
On the other hand, great chapter, I love how Pommel and Night Light interact, not to mention the rest of the cast. And I fear the direction this story is poised to take, and yet welcome it with open arms. Cannot have the next update soon enough; keep up the good work.
Welp.
It's over.
Everybody go home.
Nighty's a mutant, the Librarian is in on Tia's secret, Vel is about three nights away from regicide, and Pommel is going steady.
On another note, I'm calling dibs on the crack-theory that the head librarian both used to be a stallion, and that she was Tia's Seasonal Partner before Nighty's dad
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Well, I think we've just figured out where Twilight and Shining got their exceptional magical potential.
Daddy getting supercharged by and then boinking Celestia, ending up with a divinely blessed boner after infusing with...er....solar essences.
It's a good thing he didn't sleep around, or we'd have a host of demigod unicorns.
Well then, shit is, how do they say it? Ah, right, about to hit the fan.
Looking forward to the aftermath of this.
So, no one thought of the obvious solution to the dilemma with the summons. Eh, I am sure that "it" is bound to happen sooner than later.
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Still kinda hot.
You know, I was thinking that the castle garden could use another statue...
In any case, I look forward to finding out precisely what has happened to Night Light. Can divinity be sexually transmitted?
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Celestia over the phone: "The doctor says it's immortality...you should probably get yourself checked."
Always beware of Sexually Transmitted Divinity. Take a moment to talk to your children about the risks of fornicating with Deities.
I DO HOPE that librarian doesn't understand the most SUBTLE of all letters. Also, STD that gives immunity? HECK YEAH!
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Zeus was loose, but Celestia's nicker comes quicker.
Hey, maybe the librarian will see the royal seal and know to respect the Princess's privacy...right? ...maybe?
...A pony can dream right?
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Years later:
"Well, it appears that Night Light's semen has been... contaminated. Monitor all his children for future-"
Many years later
"-is exactly what I'd thought. Shining Armour is to be given captain status. I know he doesn't seem to possess command qualities, but he has enough magical prowess in that dumb surfer-boy head of his to stage a damned effective coup and we need to use that for us, not against us. Twilight Sparkle, thankfully, seems to still be dormant, thankfully, because she's still unstable enough that even with her current power she's able to mind-rape an entire-"
"I GOT WINGS!"
"Me damn it! This is why I can't fuck nice things!"
Why in the world would they not think to burn that scroll after reading it?
Noo! Everything was going so well to...
On a different note. SHIT JUST HIT THE FAN, EVERYPONY PANIC!!!
And this is why you take a look at yourself in the mirror to make yourself presentable before you. Anyhow, I can see a major plot twist coming up, I can't imagine what is going to happened next. I bet that nothing bad will happened with Feather Duster grabbing the note, as it is most likely that she'll confront Twilight Velvet as to why she holds a letter that's addressed to Night Light, which I should add that one can be disappointed with her not destroying the letter. Hopefully, it'll be taken care of before it gets out of hand.
Nice chapter man, keep up the good work.
"Now kids, can you tell me what Shining Armour did wrong?"
"He let his bitches get out of lin-"
"Jimmy sit outside."
"HE DIDN'T USE A CONDOM!"
"That's right kids, and know he has Celestial grade PIV Aids and will die an agonizing death."
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Chavis 54 es tonto.
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Hey. Hey, hey hey hey...
...
Got milk?
OH SHIT SON.
This can't end well.
“Pommel, there’s nothing mysterious about you except how you haven’t been court-marshalled yet.”
fnnnhhahhahah i love this i love you and your dialogue congratulations good sir you have won absolutely nothing of value, courtesy of me, the garbled sentence structure and capitalization and punctuation is because it's four in the morning and my eyes are closer to cannonballs at this point
heh
'goldeneye'
i appreciate that
i actually sort of started piecing this plot together though, i have an inkling of an idea as to what's going to happen before the conclusion.
Good show, anyhow. I always like seeing more from you, my friend.
3312988 Y QUE SI LO SOY, EH?!?
PREFIERO SER UN IDIOTA FELIZ QUE UN GENIO AMARGADO/A
What in the... damn the suspense! I'm mildly glad I took so long to catch up so I don't have to wait quite as long for an explanation. I don't even have an inkling of a theory here. Which seems to make the suspense all the more agonizing.
Urgh.
Guh.
Waiting...
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Usados Google Translate para eso. Sólo sé mucho.
Y me da su punto de.
"I am the Heat-Seeker, and this is my missile" is the second worst pick up line I've ever heard. For the record, the first (which I have heard a friend use in complete seriousness) is "Hey, I wanna be a stud. I've got the std and all I need is you."
Celestia's power is bleeding off into ol' Nighty, eh? Interesting. Guess that explains the super siblings Shiny and Twi. LATENT ALIKERN MAGIKS.
Mmm, scrumptious head canon.
Nah! I reached the present end! FU-I mean BUCK!
I want moar! Nao
3366517 that's atrocious. I think a few brain cells just committed suicide reading that.
“‘I am the Heat-Seeker, and this is my missile?’ That’s your idea of genius?”
Also, Drama! Dun Dun Dun! and looks like I called it as far as twili and shining having extra magic. It kind of reminds me of melody pond/river song from Dr. Who.
3436878 You should have seen the reaction of the woman it was used on.
3439214 3436878 This is possibly the greatest comment thread I have ever read. I was going to comment how the Missile pickup line made me laugh, but Adam, your friend's line, I am ashamed to admit made me laugh so hard I lost consciousness. ... Well, either that, or it was so bad that my brain decided to forcibly reset, on the assumption that laughing at something so horrible was a plea for insanity.
3453666 After he was emphatically rejected he had the gall to be upset and confused about it, so I took him aside and told him that no amount of alcohol (he'd had two beers, and he's no stranger to booze) could excuse him for what he just said and that there was no way in hell that line was ever going to work.
He didn't understand why.
I didn't talk to him for three days.
3454012 hey at least you're talking to him again. I haven't talked to him since. (Though in my defense I never talked to him before the incident either.
Aw crap!
Night Light is changing and Celestia's private letter has gotten into the wrong hands.
Sh*t, meet Spinning Fan. Spinning Fan, Sh*t.
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Spinning Fan: Well, Sh*t
Sh*t: Indeed.