An account of how Night Light and Twilight Velvet, parents of Shining Armor and Twilight Sparkle, got together and fell in love (and how Princess Celestia helped).
“Oh yeah, I forgot your dad was Captain,” Pommel said, thoughtfully stroking his chin. “…Heh, hey, you think that means Celestia was banging your dad too?”
“……”
The smile dropped from Night Light’s face immediately, staring at Pommel in blank horror as his brain was suddenly forced to think far too hard about that frighteningly plausible statement.
I don't know what he's whining about, that sounds really hot!
“Oh yeah, I forgot your dad was Captain,” Pommel said, thoughtfully stroking his chin. “…Heh, hey, you think that means Celestia was banging your dad too?”
“……”
The smile dropped from Night Light’s face immediately, staring at Pommel in blank horror as his brain was suddenly forced to think far too hard about that frighteningly plausible statement.
Because he was just forced to imagine his dad having sex. His dad having sex with the same mare he's having sex with. Iunno, most folks don't like to think of ol' pops' dick, especially not with the same woman you're with.
“Oh yeah, I forgot your dad was Captain,” Pommel said, thoughtfully stroking his chin. “…Heh, hey, you think that means Celestia was banging your dad too?” They are now officially eskimo brothers "Fortunately he had some idea of what those words might be" >busts in door > "I FUCKED CELESTIA" *continues to gloat*
2905487 Doubt it about Blueblood personal opinion about that guy Celestia might have had foals which were mortal in that period of 1000 years since Luna's banishment her children might have had families of their own and the legacy continued.
2905404 Who says it stopped when they got married, or that it's just Celestia. I actually had the same thought when talking with CG about this chapter.
"Pommel is beginning to get on in years; how are your hips Captain Armor?" Luna asked in what Shining only now realized was a far too private area of the castle.
THat line had me laughing... right I'd be lying if I said that was the only line that made me laugh. I was laughing throughout this chapter. It was awesome. Actually it was rather pleasant to see this pop up. I'm really enjoying this story. I love the characters and how they interact.
Armor, of course. Context with the post mine was a reply to. Scene imagery of Armor taking Night Light's place once he's the Captain of the Guard, to tend to Celestia's heat. Cadence on the other side of the bed giving him pointers. >so her stallion will have sufficient experience in handling alicorns
What is this? Clop that makes me laugh? The hell...?
This is too damned funny, I for one welcome a nice, comic chapter. Especially one in which the characters seem to be "human" in their reactions. Keep this up, and I can't wait for more.
That one "call of duty" raises a lot of questions; but it also answers so many more. I'm thinking Blueblood's mother was seduced by Celestia while she was a captain of the guard. This is also possibly how Cadance was made.
If I didn't know any better, I'd say Night Light accidentally gained Private Steadfast's 'attention' so to speak. Doesn't help that she's in heat either; even if it isn't the overpowered mind-control estrus I've seen in other stories, It's still very much there enough for something like this to registered differently than normal. On a side note, Those stallions are lucky they don't have to deal with the intense mood swings that accompanies the heat.
Ahh. I had a grin on my face that lasted the whole chapter and now my face hurts. Don't know if happy or in pain now.
"Night Light" should probably be capitalized, since it's a proper name.
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AUGH HOW DO I ALWAYS MISS ONE.
Thanks, fix'd now.
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For what it's worth, the rest of it was impeccable
"sounds like you’re dying to tell us all about exactly how tight it was in Celestia’s p--”
Best dialogue in the chapter... by far!
I don't know what he's whining about, that sounds really hot!
My brain just broke...
......AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Bwahahahahaha
Best line this month in clopfics!
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Because he was just forced to imagine his dad having sex. His dad having sex with the same mare he's having sex with.
Iunno, most folks don't like to think of ol' pops' dick, especially not with the same woman you're with.
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Exactly. Like father, like son; it's so perverse, I love it.
Chances are it was just a thing for comedic effect, though.
“Oh yeah, I forgot your dad was Captain,” Pommel said, thoughtfully stroking his chin. “…Heh, hey, you think that means Celestia was banging your dad too?”
They are now officially eskimo brothers
"Fortunately he had some idea of what those words might be"
>busts in door
> "I FUCKED CELESTIA" *continues to gloat*
*Begins chanting* Threesome, threesome, threesome!
I can has more, please.
2904672>>2904647 like Indiana jones and the last crusade
I want to read more. This story is getting good.
Me gusta. Moar pweez.
2904683 The implication of this is that Shining Armor did it with Celestia before he married Cadence. I wonder if she knows.
I am loving this story. I am also curious as to the next bond title.
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I didn't even think of that
...and that's how blueblood was made (says hes a relative to cover it up)
2905487 Doubt it about Blueblood personal opinion about that guy Celestia might have had foals which were mortal in that period of 1000 years since Luna's banishment her children might have had families of their own and the legacy continued.
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It's Cadence! She probably coached him on how to handle alicorns. Y'know... for experience in dealing with her.
This chapter... Brilliant.
Simply brilliant.
I love how Night Light's acting through all of this. But, I expect complications to soon arrive.
~Skeeter The Lurker
oh my god there is so much adorable in this I can't take it
This was amazing. You can really tell they're all still good friends.
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Who says it stopped when they got married, or that it's just Celestia.
I actually had the same thought when talking with CG about this chapter.
"Pommel is beginning to get on in years; how are your hips Captain Armor?" Luna asked in what Shining only now realized was a far too private area of the castle.
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Now that you mentioned it I didn't saw him in Equestria Girls, he probably 'likes' Canterlot more. And the 'eclipse' every night. derpicdn.net/media/W1siZiIsIjIwMTIvMDgvMTIvMjNfMjlfNDNfMTUwXzczMTQzX19VTk9QVF9fcHJpbmNlc3NfbHVuYV9hcnRpc3RfdGVzc19wcmluY2Vzc19jbGVzdGlhIl1d/73143__safe_princess%2Bluna_princess%2Bcelestia_plot_artist-colon-tess_sisters_buttrub.png
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2905774 Your comment confused me a second who coached who?
THat line had me laughing... right I'd be lying if I said that was the only line that made me laugh. I was laughing throughout this chapter. It was awesome.
Actually it was rather pleasant to see this pop up. I'm really enjoying this story. I love the characters and how they interact.
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Armor, of course. Context with the post mine was a reply to. Scene imagery of Armor taking Night Light's place once he's the Captain of the Guard, to tend to Celestia's heat. Cadence on the other side of the bed giving him pointers. >so her stallion will have sufficient experience in handling alicorns
Aw yiss. Motha. Fuckin. Update.
I'm currently sat in a tent with around thirty other RAF personnel all wanting to know what I'm laughing at.
Told them I was on sickipedia.
It was actually pretty much everything Pommel said!
THAT is how it should have gone.
What is this? Clop that makes me laugh? The hell...?
This is too damned funny, I for one welcome a nice, comic chapter. Especially one in which the characters seem to be "human" in their reactions. Keep this up, and I can't wait for more.
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but my way is more of a scandal :C
Oh god I can't stop laughing
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That one "call of duty" raises a lot of questions; but it also answers so many more. I'm thinking Blueblood's mother was seduced by Celestia while she was a captain of the guard. This is also possibly how Cadance was made.
As charming as ever. You really know how to get me to buy into your characters, man.
Good stuff!
If I didn't know any better, I'd say Night Light accidentally gained Private Steadfast's 'attention' so to speak. Doesn't help that she's in heat either; even if it isn't the overpowered mind-control estrus I've seen in other stories, It's still very much there enough for something like this to registered differently than normal.
On a side note, Those stallions are lucky they don't have to deal with the intense mood swings that accompanies the heat.
Okay, wow, this story made me laugh so hard for so long that I was getting funny looks. I guess that just means that this story is just that awesome.
''Son, when I was your age, I was fucking the princess!''
“I told you, I’ve been… busy.”
“Busy with what, kissing Celestia’s hooves some more?”
Night Light blushed suddenly. “Er… well…”
“Or have you moved straight on up to kissing her ass?”
“…Uh… well, technically…”
The first half of this chapter had me laughing so hard
*during sex -celestia" did you know that your grandfather feels just like you do?"
2932030 Ditto! Would you even hear it hit bottom? :snickers:
Out of all the sexual jokes made in this chapter, I felt this one was the most out of line.
But it sure was funny...
3082195 "....wait. My age?"
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Yes. How, indeed.