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Syn3rgy


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This is brilliantness.
TIME TO EXPLORE THE UNKNOWN AND THE HATED IN THE EYES OF A WRITER!

Please make this big! :pinkiehappy: Ahhh wow, made my day! xD I usually hate HiE stories!

Oh dear god, the horror! The hilarious horror!
Is it bad that I read the clopfic parts in the voice that narrated 'Half life: Full Life Consequences?'

I found that missing end quotation mark of the author's, you left it at the end of the second paragraph.

:rainbowkiss: thumbs up and faving

but it was definitely sufficient enough for the lesson I’d taught.”

You accidentally added the the quotation mark.
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Also, I would normally say "ironically shitty stories are still shitty"... but this ISN'T shitty.

Oh god that was amazing. Also very true

i have a HUGE dilemma.... i dont know if i should favourite because it was so damn funny.... or if i should just burn my computer because i actually read this and deleting the web history is not enough:rainbowlaugh:

f**k it, this goes to my favourites.

This is a completely accurate representation of about 95% of the clopfics...

:trollestia:

Holy shit! This is the funnest fic I have read in a long time. :rainbowlaugh: Also are you an editor for fics?

1939046 Same dilemma. Same solution! :pinkiehappy:

1939255 No, I just have a few years of writing experience under my belt!

1938622 No good sir, not at all.

1938992 IKR!

1939253 Ya, I know, right?

~Syn3rgy

1939460 Well... I'm new here and I have this fic idea that may be really good or complete shit:applecry:

Did you get permission to use the cover art? The cover art belongs to an already popular story called Article 2, and it would be really rude of you to have taken an image of someone else's story.

1940539
No he did not.

1939460
With all due respect, friend. I would appreciate it if you would change the cover image for this story.
I'm sure your story is wonderful. But I made that for my own, fic. I'd like to keep it that way.

1941806 Sure. That's not a problem. I was simply proving a point 'You know those times when you're minding your own business, and a HiE with cool cover art pops up on the new story list?'

I'll take it down. I've already achieved what I needed to.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

~Syn3rgy

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1941943 Stop Spamming xzeno, your drunk.

HILARIOUS.

And fake but accurate. But accurate in a fake-ish way. You deserve an award for this.

I present to you the first ever...
Quotie Award!
"

1943170 Wow!

I'm so honored!

Glad you enjoyed the read, FP!

~Syn3rgy

1939460 The funny thing is, right below this fic in the clopfics was another one that had the exact same subject and plot, but was one of the 'serious' attempts.

Clopfics and gorefics are in the same vein: a fetish genre where story construction, plot, continuity, and internal logic take a back seat to getting a hardon for those obsessed with the fetish.

Wait. Was this 'story' really the first one you wrote? Wow. If it really was that bad, then you've really improved tenfold!

1953278 Everyone has to start somewhere!

but no, this was not the first story I wrote. I made it up for the comedy aspect. the first story I wrote was in grade five, and it was a romance.

~Syn3rgy

The horror, the horror!
This is so true! I can relate to the ending note, I used the same words in my first chapter.:twilightsheepish:
Anyways, this was entertaining.

informative and hilarious :pinkiehappy:

edit funnily enough I just did my first story and it was also self-insert :3

This is now on my list of fics to dramatically read once I get my new equipment. If that's alright with you, of course. :twilightsmile:

Very funny! I enjoyed reading this fic because of how accurate it is. Also, reminding us not to judge early authors. What I found even more funny was your own subtle grammatical mistakes. Good job.
:trollestia:

2466710 wow, some activity on this old thing. glad to hear you enjoyed!
~Syn3rgy

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