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Starbird


I'm a fat bald Korean prostitute who likes to write fanfictions in her spare time.

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Nick lives in his taun-taun carcass, keeping him warm. He decides to open a portal to canterlot and start the great pony holocaust. Watch as his epic story changes from destruction to more destruction, as he decides to kill Princess Equestria. Also, you're welcome.

Nunchucks helped because he's cool and has eyes that shine like sapphires in the moonlight on a cold autumn night. (according to him)

To find this guy, go to http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Nunchucks . Read a couple of his stories, then back to mine, then back at his, now back to mine. Sadly, they aren't mine mine, but if he used old spice body spray like me, his stories could smell as if they were mine. Look down, now back up. where are you? Your in Equestria with the story that story could be like. Look at whats in your hand now back at my story. I have it, Its views on my story. Look down, now up. The views are now likes. Anything is possible when you use old spice on your fic. I'm on a horse. A small blue horse with wings and a rainbow. Did you know i'm riding her backwards?

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 30 )

Princess Equestria?

SO MUCH GLORY

Great trollfic. Actually funny.

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''Your OC is a TOTALLY COOL DUDE.''
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''I am SICK of TOTALLY COOL DUDES.''
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''THEY ARE NOT FUNNY!''
(P.S I've been dying to use this quote.)
Who is Princess Equestria? Why does your TOTALLY COOL DUDE OC kill her? And why did you admire someone with an Old Spice commercial reference?

Funny trollfic!

Gives me the lulz

Oh... My... God...... That first paragraph made me want to just die.......
But the question remains, was he tired? :applejackconfused:

1476227 That isn't her name?

I tiredly read this. I need to go to sleep...
Great trolfic btw.

1477162
Princess Equestria is Luna's sister,he wants to kill her for reasons we haven't decided yet, and idk.

After reading about five lines, I realized that it's way too late for me to be reading shitty trollfics and trying to give serious criticism of it.

What dafuq I just read?

1477463
Princess CELESTIA.
CELESTIA
CELESTIA
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

10/10 would clop to again

1478119
I feel like you're trying to tell me something...

1478380
I don't know what he's talkin' about. Everyone should know Princess Equestria raises the moon, Princess Luna is an OC, and Applejack(?) is a background pony.

TA: Your story...
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1478567
Jeez, you'd thenk they would know this stuff since they're fans of the show.

Princess Equestria approves this story, because she is tired. But, also because she is tired, she disproves this story. Therefore, Nick is not tired. Nor is he an Alicorn with a green beret. He is a hill; a hill covered with bunny rabbits who are staging a production of Ruddigore. Because I am tired.

So tired...

1478380
Why are you getting that idea?

1480746
Maybe it was the sheer rage with which you left that comment.
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If it required effort do you honestly think I'd do it?

1477711
You seem to have a lot in common with Nick. He also hates shitty trollfics but for some reason, is still here. However, Nick is not tired and you are, (or were). Please kept your rustled jimmies to yourself man. Just for that, next chapter is gonna have a cupcakes joke in it. I hope your pleased with yourself, because here come the great rustling of the century.

And to the rest, :trollestia:

1496766
That is very helpful, thanks

1507589
If it weren't for me, you wouldn't know you need to evacuate.

1477162
Great reference, and I kill equestria because of reasons disclosed to the public eye.

1507619
Like I said, thank you. You have been extremely helpful. Nunchucks, get ready.

1508609

Please, I'm just a simple troll. No need to speak so highly of me.

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